What is the funniest lie someone has tried to tell you on neo?

[hi hater]

"You've got a deal!" (They separate the item into a trade and you offer exactly what they said they'd accept.) An inordinate amount of time passes. Then the notification: Trading Post username has closed lot 8008135

[Anonymous]

What is the funniest lie someone has tried to tell you on neo? :


It was gifted to me/I adopted it.

Oh! oh!

and.

"I'll get back to you".

[jlmiller918]

haha awesome topic and I have heard a ton including, its my birthday please buy me a baby paint brush. or recently my parents forgot my birthday please help me... and my personal fave is its the only one on tp and its worth 20mil haha

[Roy]

hi
you dont know me, but ive seen you around and think youre a generous neopian
im not mailing you to ask for a lend, but i hope you would consider me
and should get to know me before trusting me with such an expensive item xD
i recently came back from hiatus, so that would explain my 200 avatars on time gap in site event trophies
i have no collat, but i am trustworthy
please consider me

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

not this exact message, but even subtle begging is so bothersome