What is the funniest lie someone has tried to tell you on neo?

[Sprite]

The closest I have ever come to someone telling me a lie is that they were a lesbian and that I should be lesbian with them o____o

and then i found out she was some girl who slept around with multiple guys 2 years later
she was straight the whole time, weirdo.

omg what? Why would she even say that if she is straight?? That is really strange. o.o

[simmie]

I think she just wanted attention. o_o and she wasn't getting it from guys, so I guess she thought being a lesbian would give her more attention??

Then like two days later she said that lesbians were gross. >_> Like...really? You don't need to say shit like that.


smh she was some attention seeking bitch, the story was pretty hard to explain

[Sprite]

You're studying game development? Me too! ( I really am )
Awesome topic lol, I know I've been told some outrageous lies on neo but I can't think right now. It's crazy the fantasty life people live in though.

Woah awesome, I just started my degree so I am super excited to start.
I have no idea why people on there feel the need to lie about pointless things? It's really funny because you can always pick them out.

[P h o e n i x]

Woah awesome, I just started my degree so I am super excited to start.
I have no idea why people on there feel the need to lie about pointless things? It's really funny because you can always pick them out.

Me too dude! I'm in my second semester, first time i've ever been passionate about school. I want to be a concept/2D artist.
And I know, I imagine it's hard to keep up with your lies after a while. It's even worse when they start believing in them themselves.

[Umbreon]

Not really a personal lie to me, but ahaha biggest/dumbest lie on Neo (or at least on the PC):
"I found this super vwn super high-tier p/r/d/k IN THE POUND!!!! SUCH A LUCKY POUND CATCH!!!"

no u didn't shat up

[Naked Gamer]

This is why i masturbate 3 times a day to keep me sane and stress free.

[Festiv]

its funny to me now;

but back when i had a different account and alias i was friend with this girl
(she's a well known pc'er now and everyone thinks she's so nice)

but we used to be best friends, and of course i lent her 3mil to buy a PDE when the first started deflating
i adopted out 2 LEGIT ucs to her as well and she promised to keep them forever

she never paid me back, called me a liar to my face, and traded off both pets.
also if you watch her, she has 'never ufa/uft' on an uc at least 3 times a month and then trades it off.
several of which have been adopted.

i just laugh because one day she's gonna get hers.

c:0

Are you talking about Kat/Twily? It sounds a lot like what I'd expect her to do, especially since all of her Not UFA/UFT UCs have been UFT at some point.

[Air]

Are you talking about Kat/Twily? It sounds a lot like what I'd expect her to do, especially since all of her Not UFA/UFT UCs have been UFT at some point.

nah but shes been twofaced to me as well

[Poem]

They're in a hospital with cancer, bleeding their life out with a few weeks to live and in oh so much pain, that's why they were ignoring my neomails

[Double.Trouble]

Well, I had someone go out of their way to be my friend on neo all while talking shit about me elsewhere, which was pretty funny when I found out. This is why I don't trust people on neo, though.

And of course all the lies when people steal your art are funny too. You can't cover your ass sweetheart, so don't bother trying.