Need help from all you sexy ladies

[Snoop Lion]

She's a good girl, she's not a gold digger, thing is she might be too cute and nice, might be too boring for me tbf...

I still don't get why you don't move to England @(you need an account to see links)

[SmileYaDead]

Well, if you say you want a relationship and then say you just want to destroy her, it's not really a relationship you want. You want a booty call. And that call has failed 4 times She'll go crazy if you get cold on her and if she doesn't, she never wanted a relationship.

[Octopus]

@(you need an account to see links)
Send me a plane ticket and Ill be there lol! Fuck this place.
Well now thay I know shes a little gum drop, shes probably a virgin, dont know shit about sex and sucking dick sooooo you must trick her into learning by making her very horny.
Step 1: smell extremely good
Step 2: wear tight pants and if you have a bulge make sure it shows
Step 3: cuddle in bed and move your way ontop of her while wedging your knee inbetween her legs
Step 4: lick her ear and then whisper into it
Step 5: if she doesnt want you yet she probably never will cause she doesnt have a clit or some shit

[Snoop Lion]

@(you need an account to see links) I want a relationship but the first thing you think of a girl is would you or wouldn't you, and I would/want to haha but I guess it makes sense what your saying, I just leave her to her shit, plenty other fish in the sea, I need to find myself a dime if you know what the is, never seen a dime in my life, I don't think they exist

Basically if you've seen the film don Jon, a dime is a girl who's a 10, never seen a 10 though

@(you need an account to see links) so basically you just told me how to turn you on

[SmileYaDead]

Also, have you talked about your relationship? Like where are you headed etc. Tell her what you want and ask her what she wants.

[Octopus]

@(you need an account to see links)
It works with any female guarenteed unless, yea.

I think smileys got more help for you with the relationship factor lol

[Nath]

Get her smashed. In both senses of the word.

[SmileYaDead]

@(you need an account to see links)
It works with any female guarenteed unless, yea.

I think smileys got more help for you with the relationship factor lol

I do know how they kind of go

[Octopus]

I mean.. I am able to sustain a relationship but when it comes to begining one whatever happens, happens. Its gotta feel right amd be for the right reasons. If im attracted to someone specificallly because of something sexy then chances are its not gonna work out cause thats what its based off of

[Snoop Lion]

That was spot on @(you need an account to see links), I think I'm more into her looks than her, she seems like she wouldn't be much fun and let lose, I'm just gonna leave her to it, find a new target