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    so there's this guy

    and he's my store manager. and he's only 2 years older than me. and i think he's hot.
    and he's finally leaving our store.
    and i'm single.

    but he's a douche, and he's not really the type of guy i wanna like...date.
    i just really really really wanna fuck him.
    i don't need a commitment or anything. or a date. just a good ol' bonk. even just one would be okay.

    how do i go about asking him? he's flirted with me before, and he strikes me as the type of guy that would be ok with this idea.

    but how do i send the first message and be all sexy?
    i was thinking something like, "now that you've left, do i have permission to tell you i think you're hot?"
    he leaves tomorrow so this message will be sent asap because i've already waited a year and a half for him to leave.

    thirsty.






    update: posted our conversation on the 2nd page~
    update 2: new info on page 4!
    Last edited by team rocket; 01-25-2014 at 02:10 AM.




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    Well he's a dude. Even the slightest of signs that you wanna do him and he should be all over you

    That's not a bad line to say, just gotta make sure what you're wearing matches how you feel You should be fine in getting what you want though lol

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    do it
    get his number








    u 'mirin?

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    but i thought we were fuckin

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    Welcome back Lauren (;

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    tell him you wanna do the frickle frackle

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    You're a girl... this should be easy for you.

    Imagine being a guy.





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    Quote Originally Posted by swampfox View Post
    and he's my store manager. and he's only 2 years older than me. and i think he's hot.
    and he's finally leaving our store.
    and i'm single.

    but he's a douche, and he's not really the type of guy i wanna like...date.
    i just really really really wanna fuck him.
    i don't need a commitment or anything. or a date. just a good ol' bonk. even just one would be okay.

    how do i go about asking him? he's flirted with me before, and he strikes me as the type of guy that would be ok with this idea.

    but how do i send the first message and be all sexy?
    i was thinking something like, "now that you've left, do i have permission to tell you i think you're hot?"
    he leaves tomorrow so this message will be sent asap because i've already waited a year and a half for him to leave.

    thirsty.
    Haha! You are awesome

    Does he have a girlfriend? I think if not hed be more than happy to fuck you! So you could be extremely flirty with me all of a sudden since you dont have much to lose


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    But I'd say... If I can be happy like this then why care?

    Best dream so far: 27.12.13 *most detailed one*
    <3

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    Listen Swampy, all you have to do is this:


    1. Walk up to him and grab his junk.

    2. Lean into his ear and aggressively whisper:


    "Listen you bad pussy boy. I am gonna fuck you so hard, then you are gonna jizz all over my face and I never want to see your bitch ass ever again."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    Listen Swampy, all you have to do is this:


    1. Walk up to him and grab his junk.

    2. Lean into his ear and aggressively whisper:

    "Listen you bad pussy boy. I am gonna fuck you so hard, then you are gonna jizz all over my face and I never want to see your bitch ass ever again."


    take me now.

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