and he's my store manager. and he's only 2 years older than me. and i think he's hot.
and he's finally leaving our store.
and i'm single.
but he's a douche, and he's not really the type of guy i wanna like...date.
i just really really really wanna fuck him.
i don't need a commitment or anything. or a date. just a good ol' bonk. even just one would be okay.
how do i go about asking him? he's flirted with me before, and he strikes me as the type of guy that would be ok with this idea.
but how do i send the first message and be all sexy?
i was thinking something like, "now that you've left, do i have permission to tell you i think you're hot?"
he leaves tomorrow so this message will be sent asap because i've already waited a year and a half for him to leave.
update: posted our conversation on the 2nd page~
update 2: new info on page 4!
Last edited by swampfox; 01-25-2014 at 01:10 AM.
Well he's a dude. Even the slightest of signs that you wanna do him and he should be all over you
That's not a bad line to say, just gotta make sure what you're wearing matches how you feel You should be fine in getting what you want though lol
get his number
but i thought we were fuckin
Welcome back Lauren (;
tell him you wanna do the frickle frackle
You're a girl... this should be easy for you.
Imagine being a guy.
Listen Swampy, all you have to do is this:
1. Walk up to him and grab his junk.
2. Lean into his ear and aggressively whisper:
"Listen you bad pussy boy. I am gonna fuck you so hard, then you are gonna jizz all over my face and I never want to see your bitch ass ever again."
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You go girl