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    cKardashians







    It's funny how we started, and where we are now.
    Settling down and getting married was never part of the plan.
    I never wanted to be a father or a husband or an uncle.
    I generally have no patience for emotional connections
    I find them futile and ultimately boring
    There aren't many people on this planet who can get more than 10 minutes out of me on Skype
    This isn't to deter nor to show self-importance, simply to say my attention span is limited in 1:1 conversations.
    But there's a small part of me that's grown to love and accept the people around me
    And for me, my family has become number one.
    I always thought I was a lone wolf
    But I knew, the moment I met my brother @Mod, that he was going to be part of my wolfpack
    But life isn't as simple as that
    Everything comes with baggage
    Similarly, Mod came with his two children, @Raj and @Mint
    Grudgingly, especially with Raj, I allowed them to travel with us on our adventures
    It was a while before I started to accept this annoying little shit for who he was
    Little tag-along, always asking annoying questions about the least important things
    Never had that problem with Mint, but she doesn't need constant guidance or attention
    She will run her own pack one day, and for that she needs to learn and explore and find her own path
    Sometimes I wonder whats worse
    Someone who asks so many questions because he doesn't wanna mess up
    Or someone who acts on her own and constantly messes up but never learns
    As an Uncle to these two, I feel compelled to feed ones curiosity and make sure to advise them where I feel they need guidance
    Though that hardly ever happens nowadays. They're outgrowing us every day and I can't wait for the day I've rid of them.
    But for now, there isn't anyone better than Mod if one seeks advice and these two kids have him as someone they can go to if they need anything.
    They're good kids, they'll be fine.

    I'll admit I'm no saint
    I've done my fair share of fooling around in my younger days
    I've broken hearts and stolen virginities
    But I never thought my past would ever catch upto me
    In our travels, I came across @Simmie who turned out to be my long lost daughter
    I was shocked, and yet ecstatic.
    To see my offspring was a life changing experience and I vowed to protect her from the harsh world I left her in.
    Simmie is the oldest child in our family, and ultimately the most loved.
    Whether its bike rides with Uncle Mod or shopping with her mother and cousin, Simmie gets the best of everything
    She is generous and caring, a little naive because all she see's is the good in people, but she's also the most talented
    She can cook, up-trade UC's like a bawss and out a smile on anyones face
    As the eldest, she often looks out for her younger cousins and occasionally buys them things with her own savings so they can all play together
    At such a young age, there's no higher form of generosity.
    Not to mention she is wise beyond her years.

    The kids, in a nutshell;



    I admit there was a time when I felt rather alone. I had just been divorced and I felt like Simmie and I needed someone.
    Mod was also going through a rather public breakup with @Cath and we were both looking down the barrel of single-fatherhood
    Eventually I started dating again and met some lovely women. I won them over and they were mine for the taking.
    But this was always going to be a joint decision. I was doing this for my family, as much as myself, and I asked wise Simmie;
    "Which one of deez bitches do you want as yo nue mama?"

    Wise Simmise responded with;


    Ultimately, Ella vowed to cut a bitch and won Simmie over.
    And there, my family became complete.
    I asked @fruitbat to marry me and spend the rest of her days with me, to never give up on me and to fight for my Simmie and she said "Yes"
    And here, my fine pedigree chums, is the new Mrs. Drizzy
    (All conditions for this position were met, as she is a newbie)
    Though Cathy and Mod are no longer married, she still has a presence in our family as the mother of Mint and Raj
    That's a role nobody but her can fill.

    I love where I am now and I want this Moment 4 Lyfe
    But ultimately, I don't know where we'll end up
    Which of us will drift apart, which of us will leave the pack and find greener pastures
    That's something one can't control.
    All I know is that no matter fucking what, Maths can stay the fuck away from Mint.

    Here's what you missed on last weeks episode of the cKardashians





























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    im a motherfucking kardashian why am i not in the drawing smh @Mint

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maths View Post
    im a motherfucking kardashian why am i not in the drawing smh @Mint
    you aint in da fam bruh

    and as for u @Drizzy ily but ur gayer than @Mint's snaps

    but i still lov all of u, this fam is the best on ck and unrivaled by anyone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Last edited by Raj; 01-13-2014 at 12:53 PM.

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    I'm smiling and laughing so hard
    I really do love our fam, I'm so truly blessed

    Don't forget the crazy neighbours like @rachel @Demetri @Mimi and so on!

    <3 I love everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raj View Post
    you aint in da fam bruh

    and as for u @Drizzy ily but ur gayer than @Mint's snaps

    but i still lov all of u, this fam is the best on ck and unrivaled by anyone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

    im in the fam im the dog everyone shits on every now and then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maths View Post
    im in the fam im the dog everyone shits on every now and then
    you can be the octopus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raj View Post
    you can be the octopus
    ~deal.

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    I'm so glad to be part of this family picture.
    I love you guys okay. (A lot more than I should probably do)

    ---------- Post added at 01:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:51 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Raj View Post
    you can be the octopus
    omg no son, you didn't

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    So dysfunctional, I love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air View Post
    So dysfunctional, I love it.
    What's dysfunctional ?

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