Many may recognize @(you need an account to see links) as the most helpful clraikian.
He gives some of the best advice on clraik.
He is charming and funny and he always knows how to reason with people.
He keeps things interesting. He used to be an erotic MSN poet.
He has never failed to make people smile.
He is the all-recognized face of clraik, without actually having shown his face (to most).
Show any clraikian the jelly, they will associate it with Mod.
He has made an excellent reputation for himself here through his contributions in a market dominated forum.
He makes the ladies swoon with his suave words.
Along with all these traits under his belt, he is the caring father to two faithful children, @(you need an account to see links) and @(you need an account to see links) and the uncle to another, @(you need an account to see links).
Mod to all of clraik is extremely helpful and has made a lot of cKers’ lives more enjoyable.
No one forgets his exaggerated, colorful usage of language in his posts nor his legendary threads about Wendy's.
He has established excellent relationships with many on clraik, and knows what to say and how to say it.
Can’t no one forget his all around knowledge either.
Ask Mod about anything. He’ll know. He will fucking know.
He’s one of the most loved people on the forum and I look upto him heaps.
AND then you have his brother, and this hardass nigga is none other than legendary moderator, @(you need an account to see links)-Drake.
Drizzy is that one guy who everyone loves no matter what he does.
He gets all the bitches on his dick, he’s clever and successful and a fuckin hardass.
Why am I describing this nigga with less colorful language than with mod, idk probs cos im tryna mock him and show him tha love at the same time the way he does with all of his bros.
But watch him turn into a sweet talker the second theirs a hot girl present.
He got his infamous TC parties too, and he aint no scrub.
Fuck with Drizzy and he’ll fuck you up and give you the biggest ass bleeding you done ever got.
He knows what hes doing, he keeps his mix of insults and friendship at a close line but never crosses it.
Beyond his characteristics, he raisin a hell of a daughter in @(you need an account to see links) and makin sure @(you need an account to see links) and I don’t get outta hand and kill each other too.
He got all the girls, dating way back to this summer (DATING BACK, GEDDIT) and yeah hes finna get married soon too idk to who he changes his mind every minute but hes still my uncle iight anyone who fuck with him is gonna get champagne bottles thrown at them, so dont.
This thread is all about them, wish em happy birthday cos today is officially their birthday.
They both signed up on clraik with the same fake birthday and they had no idea about it til later.
They were destined to become brothers and the two main faces of clraik.
Happy birthday to both of you motherfuckers <3
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