Tell me your best inappropriate joke. +REP to the best ones.

[learningtoneopet1]

A Catholic priest, a Boy Scout leader and a lawyer take some boys out on an adventure trip.
On the flight over, there is engine trouble and the plane is about to go down.

"We have a problem", says the pilot. "There are only three parachutes!"

The Boy Scout leader suggests they give them to the boys.

"Screw the boys," shouts the lawyer.

"Is there time?" asks the priest.

Lol took me a second to get it, then I reread the last two lines XD

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Saw this one on reddit XD

What do you call a bunch of black dudes pushing a car up a hill?
Black power.
What do you call a bunch of white dudes pushing a car up a hill?
White power.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
Grand theft auto.