Where does a 10 year old darkskin girl's father go after work?
I dunno either, we havent seen him in 10 years
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What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
When they come they are wet and wild. When they leave they take your car and house with them.
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I literally have hundreds of these tucked away for bad days. @(you need an account to see links)
A couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, put the dog outside, etc.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out, the dog runs back in the house.
They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband
goes upstairs to chase the dog out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty
explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long", he says. "Stupid bitch
was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had
to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and
tossed her in the back yard! She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"
yo @(you need an account to see links) just read mine and @(you need an account to see links)'s skype convos
see you in hell
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Honestly though none of these were said as with a serious intention, we know how terrible this is so yeah please don't get offended. RIP Paul Walker.
hahahaha oh god ily
"so i heard paul walker died on the radio. and the dashboard. and the steering wheel"
never forget
oh god ok heres another
Dylan Sprouse be lookin like the next J Biebs while Cole lookin like some next US president in the 1800s
(in regards to Dylans nudes)
Suite Life on Deck more like Sweet Life On DICK NAAWMSAYIN
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Raj (12-17-2013)
So tomorrow then?
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Ahahaha @(you need an account to see links) those were great! Lol I laughed a lot.
If her age is on the clock, she's too young for cock
Also, do you like anti jokes?? Those are my favorite
What's an anti-joke?
And I laughed at the pic of the twins but at first I thought it was two of the Hanson brothers D:
Also my phone just capitalized Hanson.. dafuq?
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Andymac106 (12-17-2013),Raj (12-17-2013),xSoMuchRagex (12-18-2013)
Quite possibly if I get weed for myself
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alright beyond what me and mint say,
what do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
jesus fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish
what did the boy with no hands get for christmas?
Andymac106 (12-17-2013),Maki (12-17-2013)