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    Tell me your best inappropriate joke. +REP to the best ones.

    I am seriously depressed today.. my ex is fucking with my head AGAIN, and I need a laugh please. Make me gasp. Tell me any racist, inappropriate, offensive, or just plain wrong jokes. Of course, regular ones are good too but I like the shock value of inappropriateness. +REP to the funniest ones.

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    You know you're girlfriend is too young when you have to make an airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth. @(you need an account to see links)

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    Haha ok that wasnt bad

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    One day a kid was on the church steps, the pastor looked out at him and saw the kid was holding a cat in one hand and a bag of skittles in the other. Each day the kid would move down a step. He would fling a skittle up in the air, catch it in his mouth, then bite the cat. The pastor, curious at this point, went down to ask the kid what he is doing. The kid replied "I wanna be a trucker when I grow up, pop a lil' pill, eat a lil' pussy and move on down."

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    I'm a little bit high, so every joke that gets posted is gonna be funny to me

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    How do you make a jew burn longer?

    You stick a log up their ass.

    No offence to anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snoop Lion View Post
    I'm a little bit high, so every joke that gets posted is gonna be funny to me
    And im a little bit jealous cause I guarantee u I wouldnt be sad right now.

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    Too right! Feel better soon though

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    @(you need an account to see links) smokin a blunt right now
    Ever had sex with a white guy after a black guy? Its like throwing a pickle down a hallway.

    More coming up after the break, possibly

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    some of them make me feel better too!
    I had a horrible day D:

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