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    Entertain me ck

    I have dollar bills so stripping is allowed

    entertain me while I roll up this backwood
    and just in general!
    please

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    Well I'm a foreveralone virgin and I finally decided today to get out of my comfort zone so I signed up for a Salsa dance class. Wow I was nervous as fuk already but when I entered the building and saw that the chicks there were smoking hot I could barely speak and I was shaking hard. All the chicks were at least 7/10's wearing yoga pants or tight skirts with perfect dance bodies. Also the guys were all super confident and chatting with the girls. I come in there and nobody is paying attention to me, the teacher was like "Alright class! Today we learn salsa, everybody partner up, it's ok if ur new we will make u a true dancer!" At this point I wanted to run away, it would've been very easy to leave but I needed to man up.

    I saw this one chick didn't have a partner and I slowly made my way to her, she saw me coming over and this made me super nervous, I could barely walk straight and I said "himagetedone" dear God I could barely talk and she asked me if I was having a stroke. I was like, "oh ur a funny one but im serious here to learn salsa please partner with me!" She looked around and saw that only we 2 were without partners, she rolled her eyes and said "ok whatever sure". So the teacher was like "ok guys, grab ur partner by the hips!" I started to shake violently and I was moving my arms towards her in slow motion, she kind of backed up a little and saw that I was very nervous, I joked and said "im not a rapist calm down hehe", the look on her face was of disgust.

    I grabbed her hips and you see I had never felt a woman's body before and at this point it felt like I was in another dimension. I got intense tunnel vision and all I could see was this girl, everything around me became white and there was a ringing in my ears. I began to imagine our future together, I also imagined putting my penis in her vagina, wow she was so soft and warm it was incredible. I dont know what overcame me but I started to moan really loud, I saw my forefathers and I began to speak in tongues, I was staring at this girl's cameltoe as I grasped her hips and my knees gave out as an intense orgasm overtook me. I fell to the ground and convulsed while my semen began to leak through my pants. Suddenly I was snapped back to reality and the girl was screaming that I sexually attacked her and white knights surrounded me and grabbed me then threw me out of the building.

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    Ok you get a dollar in your waist band for sure

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    ^ I like this chick


    Hello I am retired.



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    DRAKE WAVE

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    Dont wake up the chucahabras please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    Well I'm a foreveralone virgin and I finally decided today…….
    wat


    I just wanted to post (you need an account to see links) but I'm not sure I do anymore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkiwie View Post

    I just wanted to post (you need an account to see links) but I'm not sure I do anymore...


    I see you have an opinion?



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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkiwie View Post
    wat

    I just wanted to post (you need an account to see links) but I'm not sure I do anymore...
    It's ok. It goes with the flow of my story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkiwie View Post
    wat


    I just wanted to post (you need an account to see links) but I'm not sure I do anymore...
    To bad I cant watch on my phone.. im curious

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