It was a bright, sunny morning in a location I'm unsure of. The place was vivid, complete with a mansion and a glowing lake in the backyard. The sun sparkled over the lakefront, and standing at the water was none other than THE MAN.
@Drizzy gazed out onto the open waters, observing his reflection pensively. Thoughts raced through his head. He saw two children replace his reflection. He whirled around to find no one other than @Raj and @Mint disturbing his mind, as usual.
Sigh, sighed Drizzy internally, why don't these cheeky kents leave a kangaroo bloke alone?
He ordered them both to go back to their squishy-capped father, @Mod. Mint, being the kiss-ass that she is, obliged with a "yes, sir!" and skipped back into the house. Raj, being the cheeky kent he is, stuck his tongue out and refused. Drizzy figured there was no logical way to get this kid out of his sight, so he pulled him into the house by his ears despite the ruckus Raj caused.
He threw him into the house and growled, "Listen to me kid."
Raj tried to hide the smile on his face. He loved it when he got advice from some of the best.
"That's all," said Drizzy.
Raj was obviously confused as he walked away. Where was his advice? He didn't understand. He drc anyway.
In Drizzy's mind, he snickered the ugliest of all Australian laughs. He got him again, the little cunt was too dim to understand. He closed his eyes as he walked forward, and then..
No, it was not the sound of @Miri or @fruitbat's pants turning into waterfalls at Drizzy's appearance. He fell into the lake, and cried.
No, he didn't cry out for help, he cried. His name is fucking Drizzy.
No one heard, but his brother @Mod sensed something was wrong. Hr rushed outside and heard the wailing of an Australian man to the tune of "Connect". He sprinted out to the lake.
Meanwhile, Mint and Raj were busy inside, annoying the fuck out of each other as usual, despite the constant warnings against it from their father. They decided to go outside and find out what was going on. They catch up to Mod just as Drizzy's face slips below the waters, a single tear on his cheek.
Mod was hysterical.
Mint quietly cried.
Raj was holding back laughter, until Mod hit him, then he cried too.
That's when they noticed the raft shifting away from the dock of the lake and they saw someone emerge. It was Drizzy. Not the cK-Drizzy, it was the legit Drizzy-Drake carrying cK-Drizzy in his arms, alive and joyful.
As Drizzy-Drake approached, Mod smiled, as his friend was preserved. Raj played it smart and smiled as well. Mint stared Drizzy-Drake in the eyes and said "What are you, gay, nigga?"
Drizzy-Drake was obviously insulted. He broke down crying hysterically. He jumped into the lake and yelled "I COULD HAVE DONE BETT--"
BEEP BEEP BEEP
And there went Raj's alarm.
This is an amazing dream! I never remember my dreams but I'm sure they are pretty cool
First you tell me you want the monkey vid taken down cuz it's hurting your image. Then you go and dream up some wild fantasy like this. What were you smokin before you fell asleep last night!
Last edited by Raj; 12-13-2013 at 01:52 PM.
What you tryin'a compete with @Mod and his stories now?
have to say drizzy carrying drizzy made this 500% better though