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    Quote Originally Posted by Demetri View Post
    What did one butt cheek say to the other??


    Together... we can stop this shit!
    oh, okay, and MY jokes were bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raj View Post
    oh, okay, and MY jokes were bad
    Your jokes were the shit my ass cheeks were trying to stop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demetri View Post
    What did one butt cheek say to the other??


    Together... we can stop this shit!
    That's terrible hahaha X)

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    Okay, this one's kind of crude, so I'm putting it in a spoiler, but it's pretty good .

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    Quote Originally Posted by learningtoneopet1 View Post
    Okay, this one's kind of crude, so I'm putting it in a spoiler, but it's pretty good .
    HAHA, still funny XP
    but talking about crude jokes, I have a pretty bad one I heard not too long ago.

    A Sadist, a Rapist, a Murderer, a Necrophiliac, a Pyromaniac, and a Masochist find a cat....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HannaRempton View Post
    HAHA, still funny XP
    but talking about crude jokes, I have a pretty bad one I heard not too long ago.

    A Sadist, a Rapist, a Murderer, a Necrophiliac, a Pyromaniac, and a Masochist find a cat....
    That is so bad, but so funny XD. I have a crap load of racist jokes, which I refuse to post here, cause I hate talking bad about other races except when around friends who know I'm kidding and won't be offended XD.

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    "You want Uggs and iPad, bby?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    "You want Uggs and iPad, bby?"
    And Starbucks

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    Me: There's 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
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    Me: Oops, I was forgetting U R A Q T
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