Okay, this one's kind of crude, so I'm putting it in a spoiler, but it's pretty good .
learningtoneopet1(10-31-2013)
"You want Uggs and iPad, bby?"
Mod (10-31-2013)
Me: There's 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Her: No...there's 26
Me: Oops, I was forgetting U R A Q T
Her: Awe that's sweet, but that's still only 25
Me: Yeah I know, I'll give you the D later
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