I want to hear your guy's corniest/lamest pick up line and/or joke
I tend to get a decent laugh out of these.
Begin!
I want to hear your guy's corniest/lamest pick up line and/or joke
I tend to get a decent laugh out of these.
Begin!
Did you hear about the peanut in central park?
He was a-salted xD
HannaRempton (10-30-2013)
hahaha XD haha.
Also @(you need an account to see links) I want to hear more. those are so lame.. that they're funny to me. X)
I wasn't that bad
A helium atom walks into a hotel. The receptionist asks if he needs anything.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
What's brown and sticky?
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
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HannaRempton (10-30-2013)
OH MY GOD THESE ARE MY FUCKING SHIT
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
What's sad about 3 feminists in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
What's sad about a bus full of black people with one empty seat going over a cliff?
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"yo gurl u wanna go halves on a bastard"
gets me every time
i'm back baybeeee | nfi what i'm doing tho
avatar/signature images from a erwin/levi sfw doujin by hakodume/tama;
their pixiv is sadly deactivated
HannaRempton (10-30-2013)
How do you make a squid laugh?
-You give it ten-tickles
Why couldn't Iron Man get out of his suit?
-Because Tony Stuck
HannaRempton (10-30-2013)
Hahahaha, thanks guys. I'm pretty satisfied with these jokes if I do say so myself
What did one butt cheek say to the other??
Together... we can stop this shit!