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    Pick Up lines and Jokes

    I want to hear your guy's corniest/lamest pick up line and/or joke
    I tend to get a decent laugh out of these.
    Begin!

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    Did you hear about the peanut in central park?
    He was a-salted xD

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    Re: Pick Up lines and Jokes

    OH MY GOD THESE ARE MY FUCKING SHIT

    What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?


    What's sad about 3 feminists in a Cadillac going over a cliff?


    What's sad about a bus full of black people with one empty seat going over a cliff?
    [/spoiler]

    What's worse than one bee sting?
    [/spoiler][/spoiler]

    I got way more of these, ask anyone about me and they'll let out an audible groan.
    Even audible over the Internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raj View Post
    OH MY GOD THESE ARE MY FUCKING SHIT

    What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?


    What's sad about 3 feminists in a Cadillac going over a cliff?


    What's sad about a bus full of black people with one empty seat going over a cliff?
    [/spoiler]

    What's worse than one bee sting?
    [/spoiler][/spoiler]

    I got way more of these, ask anyone about me and they'll let out an audible groan.
    Even audible over the Internet
    You remind me of the situation roasting Donald trump


    Make it stop

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    Quote Originally Posted by futoss View Post
    Did you hear about the peanut in central park?
    He was a-salted xD
    hahaha XD haha.

    Also @Raj I want to hear more. those are so lame.. that they're funny to me. X)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demetri View Post
    You remind me of the situation roasting Donald trump


    Make it stop
    I wasn't that bad

    Quote Originally Posted by HannaRempton View Post
    Also Raj I want to hear more. those are so lame.. that they're funny to me. X)
    A helium atom walks into a hotel. The receptionist asks if he needs anything.


    Why did the scarecrow win an award?


    Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?


    How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?


    What's brown and sticky?


    What's brown and rhymes with snoop?


    (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
    ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

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    "yo gurl u wanna go halves on a bastard"

    gets me every time

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    How do you make a squid laugh?

    -You give it ten-tickles

    Why couldn't Iron Man get out of his suit?

    -Because Tony Stuck

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    Hahahaha, thanks guys. I'm pretty satisfied with these jokes if I do say so myself

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