Reply With Quotebaileaf (10-22-2013)
Here are some fun ones I thought about. Sorry if tl;dr:
#1: I had great grades until my senior year in high school. I started slipping away from school, I missed countless days and didn't do anything. I was taking a math class and we took a test and I knew nothing on it. I was literally failing the class and I had never seen anything below a B before.
I remember it was a friday, and she would always leave her door open when she went for lunch. There was actually a camera in front of her door but I decided to take a risk. I took half the tests. (of two classes not just mine) That monday she surprised us with the test again and said she was "just trying to give us a second chance to do better". Boy was I internally laughing. We later spoke about my grade that quarter and she said "you did poorly on that one test". And I just said "But I didn't do poorly on the first one, weren't you proud?" in a bright and shiny voice and she just smiled and said "Yes I do remember it being quite good, I'm sorry I'll change that"
BS it's sitting in my room ungraded bitch try failing me again and see what happens to you. I got a B- in that class and I deserved a F.
#2: That same class I took a makeup test in the hallway and it was around the corner from the room. I was using my phone (I was partially cheating/partially didn't even care enough to cheat) and this teacher that was a replacement for one on maternity leave snitched on me. Twice. Within 5 mintues. So every time I saw him the rest of the year I stared at him to let him it be known I knew he was a fucking snitch. He was very uncomfortable around me because he knew he was busted. So obviously being as crazy I am I saw him out and about so I wrote up a note saying something like "Mr. Moral, should have kept your mouth shut" and made a cosine graph on his fucking car with my key.
#3 Last year my roommate was suicidal so I just left my room and hoped for her to kill herself because I hated her. No actually I think what went through my mind was I wanted the room to myself and I was so excited because they would probably not replace her. As if she would ever off herself though. Bummer.
baileaf (10-22-2013)
@(you need an account to see links) Haha I can see why you chose that username now. You have some really good BSing skills too. :o I have a really hard time lying and people always see right through me. I am really good at BSing papers at least.
Woooah I do not want to get on your bad side!! But if I ever want to get revenge on someone I bet you have great ideas on that stuff.
Lemme teach you!! I hear Wrath is better than me in the revenge field though...Originally Posted by sweetlikesugar
@(you need an account to see links) Haha I can see why you chose that username now. You have some really good BSing skills too. :o I have a really hard time lying and people always see right through me. I am really good at BSing papers at least.
Woooah I do not want to get on your bad side!! But if I ever want to get revenge on someone I bet you have great ideas on that stuff.
No, do not get on my bad side.
baileaf (10-22-2013)
@(you need an account to see links) I could have used your revenge advice my senior year when this guy I was super into used me and then a week later asked my so-called good friend to prom instead of me. -_- She said yes.
You into keying cars? How about stealing class material? I've got a bunch of ideas depending on the materials you have at hand!
Actually fun confession about my username... one time I took an AP review book from my psych teacher. I didn't want to go and drop $20 on the book so I just took it from him. He was probably one of the most liked teachers in my school. A jokester. It was funny because when he noticed it was missing he said to me "I know you took my book. Friggen psychopath. I know it was you." I think I just said excuse me? "Yeah yeah you took it"
He wasn't even mad, he kind of laughed about it and bought a new one. He knew it was me, he always suspected there was something off me. Go figure, a psychology person. But he gave me shit about it for the rest of the year. Every time he referenced the book he would say "well someone stole my book..."
@(you need an account to see links) Haha I'm too much of a wimp to key a car. xD My friends are the ones who are really good at getting back at people for me. I'm a "good" girl who does bad things only when around/pressured by my crazy friends.
Aww that teacher sounds awesome! I miss some of my high school teachers. Most of the ones in college are lame/have no sense of humor.
Let's see...... lets do some random shit no one cares about
#1) I have loved 4 people in my life. Family included. I generally care deeply about my friends but I'm overall very unsure with love in general and can't say for sure that emotion is correct in my friendships.
#2) I'm very selfish and in general a coward. Some areas of my life do not reflect this but more personal ones do.
#3) When I was little I did something wrong and my 4 or 5 year old brother got blamed for it and got his ass beat. I kinda just watched and cried but still let him get in trouble over it. I still feel bad to this day.
#4) I play favorites endlessly. I feel bad about it but I will put people i really enjoy (even if I'm not as close to them) over longer and closer friends.
#5) I broke up with someone using Kelly Clarksons - Already Gone and then proceeded to stay friends with this person and in general hurt them despite their undying loyalty and love.
#6) I'm an asshole.
That was fun. I can't think of many more specific ones.
There is a boy here in town, who said he'd love me forever...Who thought forever could be severed. By the sharp knife.. Of a short life.
I'm gonna bump this because I wanted to make a thread like this.
On topic : I always confuse Thursday and Tuesday.
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When I was a child I used to confuse the colors 'purple' and 'brown', just the names tho
I have no idea why, but my teachers thought I was an absolute retard
I don't know how to spell available without autocorrect and am still not entirely sure if Ice cream is one word or 2
Sometimes the worst mistakes make the funniest memories
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