I thought it would be fun to make a confessions board where we can all share stuff that we do/have done that's bad or weird or whatever.
My parents bought Halloween candy for the trick or treaters and I have a total weakness when it comes to candy. I LOVE IT. So I've been eating all the yummy candy in the bags and leaving the icky stuff for them to hand out. xD It's bad but I can't help myself.
I watch scary movies even though they give me nightmares and make me want to hide under the covers all day and night. I don't know why I torture myself but I enjoy them in the moment.
I love reading and I've got waaaay too many books. Like around a thousand or so, no joke. And yet I keep buying more. I haven't read 1/4 of them still but I can't help buying more.
This relates to the whole reading thing. I have really unrealistic expectations of what I want in a guy with all the romance books that I've read. Which sucks because I'm way too picky because of that. No one is good enough. :o Also I have a tendency to go for the "bad boys" because I think I can be the one to change their ways since that always happens in books but it always fails for me.
Anyone have anything to confess?
I hope nobody thinks I'm a terrible person after this but I have plenty of things I need to confess
1- I told my friend that our physics test was really easy so she didn't study and she failed but I got an 80 because I just wanted to do better than her on something for once
2- for some reason I get a rush from stealing the napkins from fancy restaurants that have the name embroidered on them... I know that's really weird but I have like a collection of napkins in my room and I don't know what to do with them hahaha
1. My left armpit is stinkier than my right armpit. Probably more sweat glands on my leftie.
Whenever I don't shower for 1+ day, I sniff it to gauge how bad I need to shower. It's usually a gross sour smell, and as soon as I get a whiff, I pull my head away in disgust and think to myself, "Damn! That stinky as shit! Needa shower mayne!", but my next thought is "Hmm, was it so bad or was I exaggerating the smell to myself? I'll just check again.". So then I sniff it and it's the same result. Eventually the same 2 thoughts rummage though my head and I end up sniffing my armpit for a long time. It's like a feedback loop.
I tell myself it's gross, but I think I've unconsciously grown fond of my armpit odor and get a high when I sniff it.
2. Whenever I have burgers or fast food, my armpit stink smells like cheeseburgers. So I'm more inclined to smell it because I like the smell of cheeseburgers.
i used to steal the lil jewelry things at like clothing stores (idk what to call them. like kohls and marshalls and shit) but id only take one (or two from a set) and i still have no idea why i did it
i have a box for the lil trinkets that ive taken over the years and i think i started doing it bc i wanted to make it into like my own line of jewelry but ( ・◇・)？
Sometimes when no one is around .... I like to go in my backyard and dig a little hole and pretend Im a Carrot
I find barking like a dog at persons/places/or things makes me happy .....my dog bark is very good
I compulsively try to lick other peoples wenis's without them noticing
I am a Belieber
I have only ever had one beer ...... and im gonna keep it that way
I have a fear of public restrooms especially gas stations ......even though I spend way too much time on the toilet mostly due to the fact I often find it to be a great place to ponder my deepest thoughts
Sometimes for fun I smash food in my face because I think its funny
I once was volunteered to get a swirly for fun ..... I gladly accepted and loved every moment of it
Im that guy that kindly agrees with everyone....because i dont wanna be the guy that disagrees
I have a secret obsession with goodwill animal shirts even though I have far too many
and finally for my last confession of my first session of confessions with BK...... this is for you tc homies
I now secretly enjoy Miley's songs even though I hated when they were played repeatedly during ever summer session of tc
That is all (;
Last edited by Wenis; 10-21-2013 at 11:34 PM.
Someone with a username like mine on a thread like this...nothing good will happen.
I've never killed a man! That's good right?
Today actually I was in the academic buildings very early (there's only a handful of people) and there were these 3 people and they literally were hanging stupid signs (EVERY WHERE) they probably spent 2+ hours hanging these.
So of course I ripped them down and threw them out until I got bored of that...
Why? The signs were ugly. No one had to see that. I imagine them being horrified when they walked to their classes later in the day barely seeing any of them. =D
1. once my roommate wasn't here for the weekend and she has a lot more snacks than i do, so i stole a pack of her snacks and she still has no idea.
2. when i was younger (probably like 6th grade age), i dislocated this 4 year old's shoulder.
3. i would always do bad things and blame it on the other kids at my babysitters so i never got in trouble.
4. apparently i can speak italian when i'm drunk, but . and sing thrift shop at 3 in the morning.
I know all the words to We Can't Stop...
...and sang the whole thing loudly on the bus.
My confession: My confessions would take up more than the allotted amount of characters for a post on this forum and therefore will not be divulged. However, here's a clever picture.