And she watched Gilmore Girls while eating spray cheese and popcorn and m&ms while drinking root beer and chatting with all of her friends from clraik.com and she took a nap and she ran to the bathroom a bunch of times and she ignored every single person from the real world and she procrastinated her math and art projects because midterms are next week but who really cares when youre pregnant and go to a community college and she baked some cookies and she read a book and then she slept for hours