I do it once a day too but it sucks for guys who always have to do the same thing
Mod why don't you just put your fleshlight between your mattress and stand and deliver no hands, all the glory. Never give up!
I guess bugs need air and food and water too...2 days later, I think it's dead.
But as requested:
And when PETA comes, I'll throw a fistful of flying black ants or wasps at their faces.
Let's see their animal rights protect them against those little buggers then!
Yah, def. If I were a girl, I would just lay at home all day and flick my bean until sunset since I heard you girls have endless orgasms and can do it over and over like an automatic rifle.
Ain't nobody got time fo a mattress set! I only bought the mattress; no bed base to sandwich my manmeat.
But yes, I will never give up!