So I was having a meal just now and surfing cK, minding my own business, when I see this little black thing (about 5 mm long) speeding up the side of the wall next to me.
I figure it's an ant or little beetle, so I go in to pick it up.
(If I don't kill them, I have a small fascination with bugs when I'm bored)
I lightly pinch it with my fingers, still thinking it's a beetle (they're small and harmless), and when I open my fingers it begins booking it across my hand and then I realize, "This might not be a beetle...". So to contain it I lightly press it down with my finger as it's scurrying across the back of my left hand, when I feel a small pinch.
"Ah...FUCK!" is what I said out loud.
The little shit bit or stung me!
So I find the nearest thing to keep it in, a small empty medicine bottle and throw the bugger in there.
It's either one huge ass winged black ant, or one tiny black wasp, now that I look inside.
The back of my left hand is starting to throb a bit. I have a boo boo and cannot masturbate tonight.
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