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    "Ah...FUCK!"

    So I was having a meal just now and surfing cK, minding my own business, when I see this little black thing (about 5 mm long) speeding up the side of the wall next to me.

    I figure it's an ant or little beetle, so I go in to pick it up.
    (If I don't kill them, I have a small fascination with bugs when I'm bored)

    I lightly pinch it with my fingers, still thinking it's a beetle (they're small and harmless), and when I open my fingers it begins booking it across my hand and then I realize, "This might not be a beetle...". So to contain it I lightly press it down with my finger as it's scurrying across the back of my left hand, when I feel a small pinch.

    "Ah...FUCK!" is what I said out loud.

    The little shit bit or stung me!

    So I find the nearest thing to keep it in, a small empty medicine bottle and throw the bugger in there.
    It's either one huge ass winged black ant, or one tiny black wasp, now that I look inside.

    The back of my left hand is starting to throb a bit. I have a boo boo and cannot masturbate tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    So I was having a meal just now and surfing cK, minding my own business, when I see this little black thing (about 5 mm long) speeding up the side of the wall next to me.

    I figure it's an ant or little beetle, so I go in to pick it up.
    (If I don't kill them, I have a small fascination with bugs when I'm bored)

    I lightly pinch it with my fingers, still thinking it's a beetle (they're small and harmless), and when I open my fingers it begins booking it across my hand and then I realize, "This might not be a beetle...". So to contain it I lightly press it down with my finger as it's scurrying across the back of my left hand, when I feel a small pinch.

    "Ah...FUCK!" is what I said out loud.

    The little shit bit or stung me!

    So I find the nearest thing to keep it in, a small empty medicine bottle and throw the bugger in there.
    It's either one huge ass winged black ant, or one tiny black wasp, now that I look inside.

    The back of my left hand is starting to throb a bit. I have a boo boo and cannot masturbate tonight.
    mod no masterbate tonight! holy shit, your nuts are gonna swell up. and fall off, better get lefty in der

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdswatsup View Post
    mod no masterbate tonight! holy shit, your nuts are gonna swell up. and fall off, better get lefty in der
    It hurts.

    My hand hurts.
    My nuts hurt.
    And my feelings are hurt.

    And I have to poop too now.

    My life is a mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    It hurts.

    My hand hurts.
    My nuts hurt.
    And my feelings are hurt.

    And I have to poop too now.

    My life is a mess.
    the faking struggles nig!
    ever find out what it was?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdswatsup View Post
    the faking struggles nig!
    ever find out what it was?
    Probably just a fukin' big flying black ant.
    I still got that bitch in my medicine bottle and can shake it up whenever I want as payback.

    Bitch.

    Quote Originally Posted by osiyo View Post
    take some benadryl, be sure the stinger isn't still in your hand, and put some ice on it.

    You'll be back to fapping before you know it.
    Arigatou.

    I never knew you girls were so supportive of my meat jerkin' ways. <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    Probably just a fukin' big flying black ant.
    I still got that bitch in my medicine bottle and can shake it up whenever I want as payback.

    Bitch.



    Arigatou.

    I never knew you girls were so supportive of my meat jerkin' ways. <3
    lol peta gone get chu

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    No masturbating? How does a male survive a day without it *hugs* It'll be okay I pwomise.

    I will kiss daw booboo better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derpy View Post
    No masturbating? How does a male survive a day without it *hugs* It'll be okay I pwomise.

    I will kiss daw booboo better.
    I would rather you kiss me instead, but I will take what I can get.

    We usually get by days of no-fap by using up our excess stores of testosterone on lifting.
    But it's too late in the night for me to get my pump on right now.
    I'll just have to go to bed praying my grapes won't burst in the middle of my sleep.

    Thank you for the emotional support. <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    I would rather you kiss me instead, but I will take what I can get.

    We usually get by days of no-fap by using up our excess stores of testosterone on lifting.
    But it's too late in the night for me to get my pump on right now.
    I'll just have to go to bed praying my grapes won't burst in the middle of my sleep.

    Thank you for the emotional support. <3
    LMFAO. Well I will pray for the best <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    The back of my left hand is starting to throb a bit. I have a boo boo and cannot masturbate tonight.
    So you're telling me that you masturbate with the back of your hand...?

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