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    shots shots shots shots shots

    as of yesterday (the 28th)
    i am officially 21 years old!!
    went to the casino with $20 and ended up walkin' out with $70. not a bad night.

    i went to the liquor store today after work BECAUSE I FUCKING COULD and bought some vodka and 7up and had a nice drink.

    in other news, my boyfriend of one year and i broke up.
    i did it, so i'm ok.

    come at me boiz

    uhm. any other news?
    i met this super hot boy who used to do bachelorette parties and we were making out and he had me pressed up against the wall and was kissing my neck so i went to unbuckle his pants and he was like, "i don't wanna go too fast." so i walked away all sad cuz i wanted to fuck and i ended up with a blue vagina.
    idk if that's a thing but i had one.
    anyways, that's my life in a nutshell since i've been on last.

    and also @(you need an account to see links) is pregnant with my baby, in case you nosy bastards wanna know.




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    Re: shots shots shots shots shots

    did u smoke a doobie with that sinnervich guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampfox View Post
    i did it, so i'm ok.
    Cold.

    Quote Originally Posted by swampfox View Post
    come at me boiz

    Quote Originally Posted by swampfox View Post
    he was like, "i don't wanna go too fast." so i walked away all sad cuz i wanted to fuck and i ended up with a blue vagina.
    You shoulda punched him in the balls. It wouldn't have hurt him, because he probably didn't have any balls to begin with.

    Quote Originally Posted by swampfox View Post
    and alsoMojo is pregnant with my baby,
    Man, oh man, oh man.

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    What happened to that famous guy?!?!

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    @(you need an account to see links) @(you need an account to see links)
    he didn't come my dad lied to me /sob
    that's ok i'll stalk him some other time

    @(you need an account to see links)
    lmao i was so pissed i was like YOU SUCK MY BOOB AND KISS MY NECK AND GRIND ON ME AGAINST THE WALL
    and then say no




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    Re: shots shots shots shots shots

    Quote Originally Posted by swampfox View Post
    he didn't come my dad lied to me /sob
    that's ok i'll stalk him some other time
    eh soccer players suk anyway

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    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
    Sounds intense, and really fun
    WORK HARD PLAY HARD!

    OMG not the breaking up part
    Still, coldddd right @(you need an account to see links)? ;D
    Last edited by Maki; 09-29-2013 at 08:46 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampfox View Post
    lmao i was so pissed i was like YOU SUCK MY BOOB AND KISS MY NECK AND GRIND ON ME AGAINST THE WALL
    and then say no
    If a girl did that to me, I would jerk it until I'm about to nut.
    Then I would sneak behind her and shoot it on her back before running away, and into the night.

    That guy was probably a fgt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raj View Post
    eh soccer players suk anyway
    Suk cok, dat is.

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    Re: shots shots shots shots shots

    Quote Originally Posted by Mint View Post
    OMG not the breaking up part
    Still, coldddd right @(you need an account to see links)? ;D
    if she stepped outside she would melt

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