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    I just want to take a piss and brush my teeth.

    -Lives in high-rise condo
    -Water shared and included
    -Water maintenance today
    -Water out from 9 am
    -No class today
    -Woke up after 9 am
    -People now going home from work/school
    -Water still out
    -Currently greasy and stinky
    -Is starving
    -Is germophobe
    -Need to brush teeth
    -Bladder gonna burst
    -Gonna phucking piss myself if no water in next hour

    /end

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    Go to wendy's?
    That'll solve 2 of your problems

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ana View Post
    Go to wendy's?
    That'll solve 2 of your problems
    Unfortunately, the washroom at my local Wendy's is fukin' nasteee.
    I feel cleaner wiping my hand against my ballsack than touching anything in there.

    But I like the way you think. <3

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    Buy a bottle of water and use that for brushing your teeth, that's what I do when there's no water ~
    (I have this thing about needing to brush my teeth as well, dem feels)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinket View Post
    Buy a bottle of water and use that for brushing your teeth, that's what I do when there's no water ~
    (I have this thing about needing to brush my teeth as well, dem feels)
    Exactly what I was thinking. This is what I usually do also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinket View Post
    Buy a bottle of water and use that for brushing your teeth, that's what I do when there's no water ~
    (I have this thing about needing to brush my teeth as well, dem feels)
    then pee in the empty water bottle when you're done

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinket View Post
    (I have this thing about needing to brush my teeth as well, dem feels)


    Quote Originally Posted by Demetri View Post
    then pee in the empty water bottle when you're done
    I was just thinking that, Jay-Z.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demetri View Post
    then pee in the empty water bottle when you're done
    I actually came back to the thread to suggest that xD
    Fortunately for guys, it's much easier to pee in a water bottle...I'm not even going to attempt it

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    you can use the bathroom at my house
    we have 5 bathrooms ok
    and like 6 of us but my mom and dad/my sisters share xoxo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinket View Post
    Fortunately for guys, it's much easier to pee in a water bottle...I'm not even going to attempt it
    Just jam the water bottle up your woowoo?

    Quote Originally Posted by Simmie View Post
    you can use the bathroom at my house
    I would love to use 1 of your bathrooms at your house. <3

    But I'd probably make apple jooce in my trousers within 1 km of leaving my place.
    And get eaten by a cougar as soon as I trek over the wilderness.

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