I have two
1) I was in preschool, and one day during naptime I decided I didn't want to sleep. No one ever actually napped during those anyway, and they were all attempting to socialize or put blocks together and make pretty colors and whatnot. So, I was bored and pulled down my pants and mooned the whole class. I don't even know why.
2) I was in 2nd grade, and it was around Halloween. The teacher just left the room and then jumped back in, wearing a scary-ass mask. While most of the normal kids screamed and had a good laugh, I pissed myself.
Your turn now! don't back out y'all <3
When I met you.
So I see you took my advice
i have 3.
1) Long story short, my parents still had sex when I was around 5 years old. I walk into their room one day, and find this little candy-looking thing, in it's wrapper. It said 'cherry flavored' on it, so I popped it in my mouth. About 20 minutes of chewing, and my mom comes and asks me
"Sam, what's in your mouth? Spit it out!"
so I did.
and she fainted after.
iwould like to note it was an un-used, unopened condom ty
2) I was in church, and I got a new phone. We were saying prayer, and in the middle, all you hear is:
and it was on full volume too omg
3)raj's signature sums up this one
my entire life
will update as specif incidents come to mind
I have too many to count.
It happens on a daily basis.
Some call it embarrassing in life,
but I call it interesting for life.
Like one time I was sitting in the middle of a lecture theatre of ~350 students and fell asleep. Then I felt somebody's hand touching my belly, so jolted awake and jumped up from my seat. That hand was my own hand.
And another time in Jr. High, I chit my pants. But that's a story for a different day.
Keep em coming!
Hmm, at my preschool graduation I kissed a boy on the lips in front of everyone. And last year during a pep rally I tripped down the bleacher stairs basically in front of my whole entire school. Or this summer I passed out in Urban Outfitters on the book shelves and my friends said it took at least a minute for anyone to notice. I can't tell which is the worst.
sometimes when its really hot and i sit on plastic chairs it leaves this little smear of sweat from my thighs but it looks like i pissed on the chair
this happens way more often than you would think and it embarrasses me every time. i need to stop wearing skirts so much.
But I have so many, it's not even funny wow.
But here's a few~
1.] Once upon a time in middle school, I was in class and felt super sick, so I ran down the hallway to the bathroom to throw up and pooped myself while throwing up.
I didn't come out of the bathroom ever.
2.] Like the second time I had ever had sex, my boyfriend's mom walked in on us and she was flabbergasted so she just kinda stared, and then proceeded to have "the talk" with us for a good twenty minutes while we were both sitting there completely naked.
3.] I used to take an anti-depressant that made me sweat. A lot. It would be 20 degrees outside, and I would be drenched in sweat. It was disgusting and gross and no amount of deodorant or multiple shirts would stop it from being visible.
3.] Another sex story~~~ My boyfriend and I were having sex, yadayada. My door at the time didn't lock, but my mom and I have a very common knowledge of whenever a door is closed, sex is going on and to not intrude. Well she intruded, while I was on top of my boyfriend in a reverse cowgirl position (if you guys know what that is, it is probably literally one of the worst positions to ever find your daughter in) and she barged in to ask me if I had checked the mail. And then just stared.
4.] Not too bad, but I passed out in the shower one time and woke up with my mom yelling and asking why I was sleeping, while I was wrapped up in the shower curtain and drowning in the continuous water.
5.] Apparently last new years I got reaaaallllyyy drunk and while sitting on the toilet, was singing very loudly ABOUT sitting on the toilet, for a good hour or so. My last memory was like two hours before this happened though so welp, yeah.
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When I was 15 I flew to my grandparents to visit for the summer, during the trip I had gotten my period and leaked on a pair of thongs. I was too embarrassed to throw them in with the laundry so I stuffed them in my hoodie. It was hot outside and I wasn't planing on wearing it anyways. Weeks later I had forgotten I had put them in my hoodie and packed it in my carry own, it's usually chilly on the plane ya know. As I'm walking to my gate I took the hoodie out of my bag, my blood stained Hulk thongs fell on the ground that I didn't notice I've dropped.. A lady behind me taps my shoulders and says I've dropped something, I look down, I'm mortified. I snatch them up quickly and walk to the garbage to toss them real quick. All the while my grandma is waving bye to me frantically behind the glass wall.