Ok so I am a neopets n00b

[Mod]

Your naivety in Neopets is astonishing and adorable.

Stay around here long enough, and us dirty cheaters will warp your neo-innocence.
But you'll be loaded on Neo.

I only feed my pets when I need them for something. Buy 2-4 20 NP Omelettes, shove them down their throats and call it a day.




My pet is 2k+ HSD stat, painted and customed, but "dying" for about 350 days/year. Don't worry, he's strong. He can take it.

[Broken]

I've had my pet randomly change to baby on a few accounts and was like wtf, cause it happened while using joes stealth core.

[TreesNut]

The random story you wished you never read.

So no one got to my 2009 account (which is lucky because I never figured out how to play neopets and it has nothing in it). The account which I used to have, consisting of dying broccoli neopets -___- I never figured out how to cure them) was randomly banned, probably due to me being a complete failure and stealing all the soup from the soup fairy. Or maybe because I was multiaccounting. With food -___-

Buuuutt since this forum dragged me into it now I feel a sudden urge to play neopets. Erm, do people buy food for pets or what? All of mine are starving and I don't think I can go to the soup fairy because I have 100k and I don't wanna buy food because I'm poor I also never figured out what I should do with seaweed, shiny obsidian and random crap like keychains and mossy rocks because they can't be auctioned and I only have 50 slots? Is there like an autosell mechanism because I don't want to get rid of stuff which neopets is telling me should be worth something. Or do you chuck that stuff out?

halp.

It really sucks what had happened to your account.
But you can ALWAYS restart neopets.
Neopets is real cool.
But off course if you are starting out again you may want to create a whole bunch of accounts.
With different emails of course .
You should donate all the items by the way as they arent real valuable.

[mt5o5bd]

Your naivety in Neopets is astonishing and adorable.

Stay around here long enough, and us dirty cheaters will warp your neo-innocence.
But you'll be loaded on Neo.

I only feed my pets when I need them for something. Buy 2-4 20 NP Omelettes, shove them down their throats and call it a day.




My pet is 2k+ HSD stat, painted and customed, but "dying" for about 350 days/year. Don't worry, he's strong. He can take it.

Kewl. Don't worry, my innocence was shattered 6 years ago on a random game where I got banned for cheating without cheating. x'DD Well, since then I've scripted on everything.


I'm just gonna have to learn NP first, though, because there's not much use cheating without understanding the basics. ;u;

[mt5o5bd]

Wow, I never knew quickstock existed. .________.

[Corliss]

Nor did I until a few months ago XD It's really handy!