Hiiii. I'm a scruffy kid from a subtropical island in the south Pacific.

Looking forward to getting to know all of ya - I've been lurking for months but I decided it's finally time to enlist (partially because I refuse to be all shy and stuff and partially because I want the links to work). Regardless, you all seem lovely and I'm glad I've finally joined after being a chicken butt about it.

To break the ice, tell me your favourite beverage. Mine is beer because I'm a filthy bastard.