He probably has a crush on youOriginally Posted by Poem
If you can use that knowledge somehow then go for it.
If not, pour some honey through the cracks of his locker and watch as it gets infested with ants
Or get a small fish, fresh and raw, and leave it in his locker overnight.
That stench will haunt him.
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He'll know it's me, and I still have one year to go. It's only September, remember? (that rhymed)
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Drizzy again.
THAT IS PERFECT!!! ! <3 ILY
Don't know how I'd fit a fish in there and no ants near the winter
But you've inspired me to collect a bucket of pee
Last edited by Poem; 09-04-2013 at 09:21 PM.
Keep it homie and maybe one day you can be Krue
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Poem (09-04-2013)
Herpes
There is a boy here in town, who said he'd love me forever...Who thought forever could be severed. By the sharp knife.. Of a short life.
Ken (09-05-2013)
Chlamydia.
Das nastay, Po Po.
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How about you spit on the lock to his locker? He'll have to touch it, whether he notices to wipe it off or not (bonus if he doesn't).
If the lock is not built into your lockers, you can lift it up and spit on the back to really catch him off guard.
How did I think of this, you might ask?...
nah, I had one person in particular do some seriously messed up shit to me and I've never forgiven her. tbh, recognising that the person wasn't worth my time and learning to be happy away from it was what gave me peace of mind (sorry if too serious for context)
Crabs.
There is a boy here in town, who said he'd love me forever...Who thought forever could be severed. By the sharp knife.. Of a short life.
Make him think he has a secret admirer (crush) and send him letters through his locker, scented with your mother's perfume. And then after a few times, be like "Hey baby. Like those letters I sent you?" so he feels sad.
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