And then I'd never have to share ever
And then I'd never have to share ever
I would spread its chocolate sides open and furiously lick all of its icing out.
But I wouldn't eat it, that's mariticide.
Occasionally, I would cheat on my Oreo spouse with another Oreo from the box.
They would be my Oreo mistresses.
But I wouldn't touch them again after I've had my way with them.
Nothing but used, soggy, empty whores they'd have become.
godaivaa (09-04-2013)
But then you would eventually eat them all and have to marry something/somebody else.
Then you would have a bad rep and nobody will marry you cuz you ate the last one
What's my definition of success?
Creating something no one else can
Being brave enough to dream big
Grindin' when you're told to just quit
Giving more when you got nothin' left
Thank you @(you need an account to see links) I'm going to have slutty Oreo nightmares.
BUT FOR REAL DOE
HAVE YOU TRIED THE VANILLA + STRAWBERRY MIXED OREOS?
OR THE BIRTHDAY CAKE ONES?
Oh my god.
You haven't tasted an oreo, if not.
Andrew, I am happy with my oreos, nobody can make me love them as much as I love these cookies. And if their time comes *nom* then it came. And I will be a widow, but I will be happy that the only time I've been married, it was pure love and happiness.
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@(you need an account to see links) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! STRAWBERRY VAINILLA OREOS?
@(you need an account to see links) YES OH M GOD THEY ARE AMAZING.
I think they're a holiday exclusive though??? I'm not sure.
My sister left some here, and when I ate them all, I went on a mean man hunt for some more (aka I looked once at Wal-Mart) and I haven't seen anymore so I'm not sure. >:
THESE BAD BOYS
stop you guys its making me so hungry D:
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And I just got pizza~~~~
Raj (09-04-2013)