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    I wish I could marry my oreos

    And then I'd never have to share ever

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    I would spread its chocolate sides open and furiously lick all of its icing out.

    But I wouldn't eat it, that's mariticide.

    Occasionally, I would cheat on my Oreo spouse with another Oreo from the box.

    They would be my Oreo mistresses.

    But I wouldn't touch them again after I've had my way with them.

    Nothing but used, soggy, empty whores they'd have become.

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    But then you would eventually eat them all and have to marry something/somebody else.
    Then you would have a bad rep and nobody will marry you cuz you ate the last one
    What's my definition of success?
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    Thank you @(you need an account to see links) I'm going to have slutty Oreo nightmares.


    BUT FOR REAL DOE
    HAVE YOU TRIED THE VANILLA + STRAWBERRY MIXED OREOS?
    OR THE BIRTHDAY CAKE ONES?

    Oh my god.

    You haven't tasted an oreo, if not.

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    Andrew, I am happy with my oreos, nobody can make me love them as much as I love these cookies. And if their time comes *nom* then it came. And I will be a widow, but I will be happy that the only time I've been married, it was pure love and happiness.

    ---------- Post added at 06:28 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:27 PM ----------

    @(you need an account to see links) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! STRAWBERRY VAINILLA OREOS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by monsters View Post
    Thank you @(you need an account to see links) I'm going to have slutty Oreo nightmares.
    Yw, mon mon.

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    @(you need an account to see links) YES OH M GOD THEY ARE AMAZING.
    I think they're a holiday exclusive though??? I'm not sure.
    My sister left some here, and when I ate them all, I went on a mean man hunt for some more (aka I looked once at Wal-Mart) and I haven't seen anymore so I'm not sure. >:



    THESE BAD BOYS

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    Re: I wish I could marry my oreos

    stop you guys its making me so hungry D:

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    And I just got pizza~~~~

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    Re: I wish I could marry my oreos

    Quote Originally Posted by monsters View Post
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    And I just got pizza~~~~
    pizza aint pizza unless its chitown style deep dish

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