1. If I don't have the time/experience (I just started a new job so I'm super busy and I've never purchased/secured a UC before) would it be worth it for me to pay someone to secure/cache my UC for me? And would anyone actually offer that as a service? I've read all the guides but I just don't trust myself to do everything right and I'm not even sure I'd have the time/resources to do so.

2. Is it any safer to (try to) buy a legit UC? Obviously my choices would be more limited than buying a pet from an inactive account, but wouldn't it be harder to prove that the pet was bought (if I used the 'I was gifted/a friend was quitting' excuse)?

3. Are all of these questions pointless since my account is sort of known on a few boards (not the PC) and so any UC I buy is going to raise too much suspicion regardless of how careful I am?

Sorry for all the newb questions.