Yes, I really am. I consider him so well behaved and pleasent but today he done something unforgiveable....

Pulled my laptop off the sofa and jammed the power wire into the socket. I pulled it out and its stuck. So thinking I have to buy a new one. It's a good laptop and is still top spec but he broke the DVD drive the other day. I don't usually have it out when hes awake but I had to email amazon about my missing order.
So, I am selling him to replace my laptop.

AB: Packet of buttons and $2