1. You�ll be lonely
2. You�ll be poor
3. You�ll be confused as fuck
4. You�ll have your heart broken
5. Your friends can change as you enter the real world
6. The majority of the people you interact with are douchebags
7. Your career path will most likely change
8. Making new friends is fucking difficult
9. You�ll never know if you�re exclusive, hooking up or full-blown dating
10. You�ll realize money may actually buy happiness
11. You�re going to be in debt
12. You will lose some of your friends
13. Your metabolism will slow down, rapidly
14. It�s not too late to reinvent yourself
15. Dry spells are ever present in the real world
16. You have to put in effort, you can�t just get by
17. Blacking out cannot be a general state of mind
18. Your degree means shit
19. Hangovers aren�t a figment of your imagination
20. Your parents won�t always support your motives