I'm drunk...

[Lilac Tentacles]

His parents trained him well
And if you'd move back to actual civilization I'd dognap your puppy

I'll throw him in a box. He's yours.

He keeps bringing me dirty rope toys so I'll play with him. He makes me feel like a douchebag when I don't.

[Raj]

@(you need an account to see links)

Go sit in a corner.

[Lilac Tentacles]

@(you need an account to see links)

Go sit in a corner.

i will slap you.

[Raj]

i will slap you.

Should I be scared?

[team rocket]

Should I be scared?

cool so you come home from school and start spamming.

[Raj]

cool so you come home from school and start spamming.

you know you love me

[Mod]

@(you need an account to see links), you may have forgotten in the time passed since you returned to the mainland, but I will remind you again,

don't call me that.

[Lilac Tentacles]

@(you need an account to see links), you may have forgotten in the time passed since you returned to the mainland, but I will remind you again,

don't call me that.

But it's hot. And i will do whatever makes me feel tingly.