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    Quote Originally Posted by Cupcake. View Post
    Enjoyed it. Really I did. But i'm going to break your heart.

    The reason there is pee on the seat is because no in the RIGHT FREAKING MIND sits... actually touches their private backside skin... to the toilet seat. That is disgusting. I'm actually disturbed that you sit on the toilet seat in a public restroom.

    It's called the "hover". You would learn well to master it. There is pee on the seat because no one actually sits down. They hover. And it gets everywhere. But in all honesty, the seat with pee might be cleaner than a dry toilet seat, so be thankful for that watery topping. At least it might have washed away some of the dried-on gross.

    Proven fact that you can drink the first round of fresh pee out of a person if you're going to die of dehydration. So it can't be all that bad. I'm still not sitting on a toilet. Ever. In public.
    truer words have never been spoken <3




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    Quote Originally Posted by Cupcake. View Post
    It's called the "hover". You would learn well to master it. There is pee on the seat because no one actually sits down. They hover. And it gets everywhere.
    Yeah, and I swear that some girls spray in every direction but down. Hmmm, how do I know that...I just do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediterra View Post
    Yeah, and I swear that some girls spray in every direction but down. Hmmm, how do I know that...I just do.

    oh no... what i want to know is how the EFF you get shit on the stalls?!?!?! And the ceiling! Like you have to actually be trying to do some of the crap i've seen in portojohns and truck stops. You actually have to pick up your shit out of the toilet and smear it all over the stall for what i've seen to be possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cupcake. View Post
    oh no... what i want to know is how the EFF you get shit on the stalls?!?!?! And the ceiling! Like you have to actually be trying to do some of the crap i've seen in portojohns and truck stops. You actually have to pick up your shit out of the toilet and smear it all over the stall for what i've seen to be possible.
    one time in a bathroom at a mexican restaurant, there was a turd on the back of the toilet seat with a little flag (like the ones you get in your matzah ball) stuck in it.

    and one other time there was a turd on the floor. ;-;




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    Quote Originally Posted by swampfox View Post
    one time in a bathroom at a mexican restaurant, there was a turd on the back of the toilet seat with a little flag (like the ones you get in your matzah ball) stuck in it.

    and one other time there was a turd on the floor. ;-;
    The flag thing is actually pretty clever.

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    i hate the people who mummify the toilet seat in some misguided attempt at protecting their precious buttcheeks like dude you're TOUCHING a gross toilet seat in order to wrap the toilet paper around and around it. just sit down and get out of there, don't finger it for five minutes before peeing then leave this depressing pile of torn peed on tp for the next person to deal with.

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    lemme tell ya:

    nothing, and i mean nothing, is grosser than a port o' potty before a race.

    i ran cross country for three years and o m g.
    not that i wasn't a contributor~
    i wasn't gonna have to poop during my races. it'd end up down my legs.




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    Quote Originally Posted by swampfox View Post
    i wasn't gonna have to poop during my races. it'd end up down my legs.
    Reminds me of a picture that may not be in good taste to be posted here.
    Last edited by Mod; 08-17-2013 at 01:54 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    Reminds me of a picture that may not be in good taste to be posted here.
    i know what youre talking about~
    lolol youre right, probably not in good taste.

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    @(you need an account to see links)
    i think i've actually seen that picture too.
    yeah, please don't post it. it's nasty.




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