Originally Posted by
Cupcake.
Enjoyed it. Really I did. But i'm going to break your heart.
The reason there is pee on the seat is because no in the RIGHT FREAKING MIND sits... actually touches their private backside skin... to the toilet seat. That is disgusting. I'm actually disturbed that you sit on the toilet seat in a public restroom.
It's called the "hover". You would learn well to master it. There is pee on the seat because no one actually sits down. They hover. And it gets everywhere. But in all honesty, the seat with pee might be cleaner than a dry toilet seat, so be thankful for that watery topping. At least it might have washed away some of the dried-on gross.
Proven fact that you can drink the first round of fresh pee out of a person if you're going to die of dehydration. So it can't be all that bad. I'm still not sitting on a toilet. Ever. In public.