So I've wanted a new Saxophone for a while now. I've had mine since I was 11, and it's old and beat up and sounds awful. (I still love it.) It was a rental, and I had rented it for so long they just gave it to me.

And so I decided to look up saxes for the heck of it on Amazon.

There was a $1000 sax I've wanted. (Not the best quality sax, but it's more affordable than the really nice ones and it's still decent.)

And I get on and I see this:

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Why? When I have no money?

WHY!?

I am going to go cry now!