I getchu, bro. These days, Common cards are more powerful than Ultra Rares back in our day.
It's embarrassing.
I had an aftermarket weight disc (I think that's what it's called) that was jagged and spiked, wider than the Beyblade itself.
It actually broke other kids' blades. I was forbidden from ever using it again unless I wanted my ass kicked.
And there are more episodes than days in a year, there is no way Ash is still 10, unless someone cut his sack off or his growth is stunted from all those Pikachu shocks.