Costco

[Drizzy]

I'm the complete opposite, people think i'm fucking 40 :/
And if my mum and I ever go together somewhere, people presume in her brother.
It's fucking awk.

[Mod]

I'm the complete opposite, people think i'm fucking 40 :/
And if my mum and I ever go together somewhere, people presume in her brother.
It's fucking awk.

Chicks like men, not boys.

[Ana]

Hahahah! Lmao! I remember when they always asked me that! Lmao awhh <3

Well that's because you're actually a kid

[Ana]

I haven't had that problem since growing out my moustache and goatee.
Everyone says I look like a creep from a pornography,
but I haven't been IDed at bars when my normally older-looking friends have.

+you didn't go there just to mooch off food, then leave, did you?

Are you suggesting I grow out a stache?
And no, the lack of food in my house was a legit concern. So I came to mooch, buy stuff, and then mooch some more.

[Mod]

Are you suggesting I grow out a stache?

Umm...

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And no, the lack of food in my house was a legit concern. So I came to mooch, buy stuff, and then mooch some more.

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When I go to Costco, I buy 30-48 bar boxes of chocobars.
When my mom asks what I'm going to do with 48 Kit-Kats, I tell her I'm going to eat them.
What else am I going to do with them, right?

[Ana]

When I go to Costco, I buy 30-48 bar boxes of chocobars.
When my mom asks what I'm going to do with 48 Kit-Kats, I tell her I'm going to eat them.
What else am I going to do with them, right?

There's nothing wrong with that. It's perfectly logical. You buy them, you eat them

[Mod]

There's nothing wrong with that. It's perfectly logical. You buy them, you eat them

If you were my sister, there would be a lot less scolding at Costco, and a lot more chocobars at home.

[Ana]

If you were my sister, there would be a lot less scolding at Costco, and a lot more chocobars at home.

Your mom would probably roll her eyes at both of us. And your monthly food expenses would skyrocket xD

[Mod]

Your mom would probably roll her eyes at both of us. And your monthly food expenses would skyrocket xD

It's what student loans are for.

Not books, but jonk fud!

[Ana]

It's what student loans are for.

Not books, but jonk fud!

The result of today's costco run (keeping in mind that there's nothing in the fridge so I should be stocking actual food)
-fudge bars
-fruit bars
-pirate's booty
-cheetos
-seaweed
-one of those sushi platters
-kettle chips x3
-bread
-more fudge bars
-coconut water
-chocolate covered macadamia
-lots of snickers
-potstickers
-taquitos
-moar fudge bars

To say my mom was unhappy with my food choices for the family might be an understatement