Welp, it was bound to happen.

[katix]

Pffft, my mom WANTS him to watch porn, she'd do it. uvu

How interesting. xD Well wait til your old enough to move out then!

@(you need an account to see links) I'll work on one in the morning. xD Its very simple and easy.

[Umbreon]

How interesting. xD Well wait til your old enough to move out then!

@(you need an account to see links) I'll work on one in the morning. xD Its very simple and easy.

I'm unfortunately very old enough to move out but money sigh.

[|2eap]

I'm unfortunately very old enough to move out but money sigh.

heard that haha
have you considered roommates?

[Umbreon]

heard that haha
have you considered roommates?

Idk kinda.
I'm a very particular person and hate the littlest of things that most people do.
But it's mostly because I don't have many friends/can't stand being around the friends I have for very long.

Or maybe I'm just a terrible person oops.

[Mod]

I just wanted to share with you guys how dumb my family is.

But not you, right? <3

He was probably trying to download some porn. Just give you the link to some free porn sites so you can avoid all this next time LOL

When I was 12, I was shooting blanks.
I watched it mainly for the lols.

I'm 10 and what is this

Porn is when 2+ people fight naked,
often involving one fighter making quick jabs into the other,
or uppercuts into the opponent's mouth.
(not involving fists)

The uniqueness of this type of fighting though, is how the winner is determined.
First to stop, wins.

She told me she would take me to an abortion clinic for one get out of jail free card if I ever got pregnant.

And she told me this when I was like fifteen.

Isn't that good?
Supportive and progressive mom vs. conservative and harsh mom?

I'm a very particular person and hate the littlest of things that most people do.

Never be my roommate.

Or maybe I'm just a terrible person oops.

Yes. Yes you are.

[Umbreon]

@(you need an account to see links)
I was waiting on your input.

And I am not disappoint.
Hey, I heard you're looking for a roommate?

[Mod]

Hey, I heard you're looking for a roommate?

Yes. Yes I am.

Just not you.

[Drizzy]

When I was 12, I was shooting blanks.
I watched it mainly for the lols.

^ lol, this
I remember giggling like a fuckin pansy the first time I ever saw porn.

[Raj]

^ lol, this
I remember giggling like a fuckin pansy the first time I ever saw porn.

just tried to imagine you giggling



i giggled

[Drizzy]

just tried to imagine you giggling



i giggled

I was v cute once
Idk wtf happened to me