My first time ever. And I wasn't even doing anything wrong.

Apparently my license plate has been "revoked" for "not having insurance since 2010"...which is bullshit. I've had insurance on my car since the minute it was purchased. Always pay my bill on time, always renew on time. I was able to provide proof that I have valid insurance and the cop was like "normally in this case we would have to give you a ticket, revoke your license and tow your car...but you have valid insurance so I can't do that. You need to call your insurance company and see what's going on or else you're going to keep being pulled over."

Fuck you Progressive.