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    Tonight I was on the train...

    ...and it was packed because there's an annual summer event going on that just kicked off.

    So I was standing when this group of peeps get on and this chick (maybe lady - had crows' feet) in the group stands next to me.
    Then she reaches into her bag to pull out her silk scarf when a small white square falls out and onto the floor.

    I look down and read on it, "durex".
    Then I look at her and she looks back at me.
    Then I look down at what she dropped again.
    Then I look back at her and she looks back at me again.
    Then she bends down to pick it up and put it back in her bag.
    Then she looks back at me and I look at her again.
    Then I look out the window and don't look back until her and her group gets off at their stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    ...and it was packed because there's an annual summer event going on that just kicked off.

    So I was standing when this group of peeps get on and this chick (maybe lady - had crows' feet) in the group stands next to me.
    Then she reaches into her bag to pull out her silk scarf when a small white square falls out and onto the floor.

    I look down and read on it, "durex".
    Then I look at her and she looks back at me.
    Then I look down at what she dropped again.
    Then I look back at her and she looks back at me again.
    Then she bends down to pick it up and put it back in her bag.
    Then she looks back at me and I look at her again.
    Then I look out the window and don't look back until her and her group gets off at their stop.

    End.
    Hey Mod, whats up?

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    you are the epitome of awkward.

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    LOL.

    Similar story - Boyfriend and I were at a restaurant for dinner. Nothing too fancy, but a restaurant none the less. He had a Trojan in his wallet in case sexy times were to ensue anywhere. Pulls his wallet out, takes out cash to pay for the meal, Trojan falls to the ground. Awkward staring between the host/hostess and my boyfriend and I as he picks it up and pays. I'm pretty sure all of our faces were beet red.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettser View Post
    Hey Mod, whats up?
    SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay View Post
    you are the epitome of awkward.


    Quote Originally Posted by Leah View Post
    LOL.

    Similar story - Boyfriend and I were at a restaurant for dinner. Nothing too fancy, but a restaurant none the less. He had a Trojan in his wallet in case sexy times were to ensue anywhere. Pulls his wallet out, takes out cash to pay for the meal, Trojan falls to the ground. Awkward staring between the host/hostess and my boyfriend and I as he picks it up and pays. I'm pretty sure all of our faces were beet red.
    I haven't had that happen to me yet, but I often pull out my SOM card (grocery club card) to pay when I mean to pull out my Visa and the cashier/hostess is like, "Sir, this is not a credit card."

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    She did it on purpose. It was a well timed hint.

    You missed your chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nayfeee View Post
    She did it on purpose. It was a well timed hint.

    You missed your chance.
    I don't know mang,
    it looked like in her group was her boyfriend, which was this huge beefcake dude with short spiked hair, polo shirt, plaid shorts, and flip flops.

    Like one of those Jersey Shore guys.

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