The other day I found myself hungry and nothing in the fridge looked good.
Then I spotted it. There in the corner of the pantry was some Easy Mac.
But there was a problem, I forogt how to make it!
What your probably thinking is;
This kids a dumbass
Theres instructions on the box
I already know to make easy mac.
But I personally believe the instructions on the back of the pouch are terrible.
Step One: Locate the bowls in your house.
Step Two: Gently grasp bowl and set it down on a safe flat space.
Step Three: Take hold of the top of the Macaroni packet and tug on the top untill there is a crease.
Step Four: Locate the hiding place of your measuring cups and go to you nearest non toxic faucet. Begin to fill the measuring cup untill the water reaches the line that says 2/3 cup.
Step Five: Do not take a sample just yet. Take the bowl that was recently located on the safe spot and re locate it into the microwave.
Step Six: MAKE SURE ITS NOT A MICROWAVE THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS:
Step Seven: Microwave the crap out of those noodles, putting 3 and a half minutes of heat on them hoes!
Step Eight DONT GRAB THEM NOODLES YET! Wait a few minutes then grab them with a rag, glove or pot holder.
Step Nine: With the bowl of noodles still in your hand locate the safe flat place once again and gently set the bowl down.
Step Ten: Find the pouch of powdered cheese and firmly grasp the top of it, followed by tearing the top off.
Step Eleven: Bring the bag of powdered cheese over to your bowl on the safe place and without snorting the cheese slowly pour it on top of the noodles.
Step Twelve: Locate your silverware and grab a spoon and point it awy from your body incase you trip.
Step Thirteen Put the spoon in the bowl and mix it around, keeping the contents in the bowl. You may now add in beer if preferred.
Step Fifteen Blow like youve never blow before on the cheesy noodles.
Step Sixteen As the noodles are cooling take this time to fantasize over having delicious, creamy, cheesy, noodles in your mouth.
Step Eighteen After you finish fantasizing about the mac' and know its not hot put some into your mouth, chew, and swallow.
After reading and following these eighteen easy steps youll be making mac and cheese in no time!
Last edited by neomaster; 07-25-2013 at 11:57 PM.
Well, based on the final steps, this is more of a guide on how to make then eat mac and cheese.
I need more details
How do you know if the faucet is toxic or not
How do you know if you have a spoon or another silverware item
Where do you get these fancy noodles
fuuuuu instagram embeds dont work.... i had a perfect guide
meehh ill just put this herehttp://instagram.com/p/bP-gHeS9_l/
Last edited by Magikarp; 07-11-2013 at 12:00 PM.
I used to crunch on dry macaroni, eat the cheese powder, eat 25 mL of butter, drink 250 mL of milk, then jump around for 5 minutes to shake my stomach.
It always made me feel very sick!
Thanks for the guide!
Do you add the beer in after or before?