REAL LIFE IS WORSE. I'm trying my best to sell my stupid car and people keep trying to be assholes about it.
No I will not take 400$ for it what the fuck?
Stop calling me at all hours over and over MY VOICEMAIL SAYS TEXT ME/EMAIL ME IF I DON'T ANSWER HOLY SHIT.
Yes it needs three door handles, they are 5$ each. That doesn't mean you can drop the price from 1,400$ to 500$. STOP.
Better yet, your stories, I'm a nice person I swear, but I don't CARE if you have eighteen kids and a dying pet monkey. That won't get you a sweet deal. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT FOR 300$ WHAT SHAT IN YOUR NOGGIN TO CREATE YOUR BRAIN?!
Yes, it's not in the best condition, yes it's old, yes it needs TLC. But it's also completely fixed short of a brand new engine. It's in fair condition, KBB values it at around 1,500- I'm asking 1,000 (posted price is 1,400).
This is like having a VBN UC Faerie Aisha and people consistently offering their VBN UC Mutant Buzz. YES MY AISHA ISN'T WORTH A WHOLE LOT BECAUSE OF THE NAME, BUT NO YOUR BUZZ IS NOT A FAIR OFFER. I don't CARE if the Aisha is your "dream pet" I don't care if you've been looking for one for years and all your neofriends will abandon you if you don't get it.
Stop neomailing me every two seconds.
Gosh
Wow I needed to get that off my chest. I also need to stop with my neopets metaphors. My life doesn't exist.