you know what kind of people are the worst?

[Dom~]

True story

A girl posted a pic and I commented saying something along the lines of "I like your t-shirt" It was a drop dead or a iron fist shirt which was nice.

I got this back "Oh thanks but I think I look fat in it"

I said "No, you're not fat, don't worry."

and guess what she said?? can you guess it?

"Oh thanks! But I am fat, I really need to loose some weight"


I thought... fuck it.

"Ok, you do look fat then and you could do with loosing some weight."

She deleted me and sent me a PM calling me a "fucking dickhead" and then blocked me....

I couldn't stop laughing about this xD and started choking on my laughter xD

[Lilac Tentacles]

@(you need an account to see links) does this shit all the time.
He's all "my jelly looks wobbly" and I'm all "no, your fucking jelly is firm and tasty" and he goes "nu-uh, the dildo inside is wiggling around too much" and I'm like "bitch, then stop being a fucking jelly".

[Mod]

omg, I think you're my soul mate.

I thought I was your soul mate.

OMG I am soooo fat I'm like a BEAR

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I thought she was pulling out a purple shit.

Always blunt.
Always my brother.
Always a God.

So you hate me and my extreme sexiness when I post half nudes on facebook?

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Disgusting.

the only friend I have is my pussy

I wish I had one of those friends, don't take it for granted.

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they're just too fabbb for you.

Extremely disgusting.

@(you need an account to see links) does this shit all the time.
He's all "my jelly looks wobbly" and I'm all "no, your fucking jelly is firm and tasty" and he goes "nu-uh, the dildo inside is wiggling around too much" and I'm like "bitch, then stop being a fucking jelly".

You would like to...taste me?
That thing inside my jelly is now wiggling very, very hard!
<3 <3 <3