Originally Posted by
Owl
What it's like living in South Carolina:
My boyfriend lives out in the middle of nowhere, literally so far out that until last year there was no cable. Anywho, right before you get to his house there's this huge winding road surrounded by woods on either side. Often times you'll have to drive slowly through there so that when deer/coyotes/possums/raccoons run across you don't hit them. Well, his sister's baby daddy did not get that memo as he's not from around here. Dude was happily driving down the road a few weeks back when suddenly, GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER a full sized turkey flew out in front of him. He swerved out of the way and ended up totaling his truck into a tree. Had to walk the rest of the way back to the house. Pretty funny when we asked
"What happened to you?"
"Turkey crossed the road."
TO BOOT- the same thing happened before to another boyfriend of hers, only that time with a cow. I have to stop and let some sort of critter cross my path at least once a day. Animals are everywhere here (especially deer, fuck deer) , which is why hunting is so prominent. We always joke that we should just shoot dinner on the way home.