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Bitch please?Originally Posted by Ice
Is the please a part of your way of asking for my Cubs hat? Or is you referring to me as a bitch saying that I am, indeed, a bitch and you are asking for my hat? Or possibly your image was entirely unrelated and you were pointing out a bitch in the vicinity and asking them politely for something with your use of the word "please"? Maybe you were pointing out a bitch not in the vicinity but a bitch you have met in the past, and asking them politely for something? But, my friend, is that not redundant? Calling someone an insulting name (as you have, with your employment of the term "bitch") then asking politely (also employed, by you, with the use of the term "please") for something makes little sense, as you degrade them then proceed to be polite all in the span of 12 characters, as seen in the term "bitch please". Or maybe I was entirely wrong in my analysis, and the "bitch" is not referring to a human and is being used more literally. Perhaps you are referring to a female dog? In which case, numerous studies have shown that female dogs cannot comprehend human speech or language. Actually, not only can female dogs (or "bitches" as you refer to them) not comprehend humans, neither can all types of dogs, gender regardless. So, since all dogs, which includes bitches, cannot comprehend human communication, your use of the word please in the quoted image is irrelevant and not worth entering in the image. Even after writing all that, my friend, I do not comprehend what the man in the image's face is showing. Is he attempting to strain his mind, soul, and body to become a bitch? If so, as good humans we ought to notify him of his inability to change beings, despite his valiant effort. Perhaps if that is not the case, it seems that he is attempting to change his personality and self to evolve into a more polite person. Assuming he uttered the words "bitch please", it is evident that his progression into being a kinder and gentler soul has began. He started by using a degrading (or potentionally not degrading, depending on the usage and context) word - bitch -and evolves into using a polite and sincere word - please. Or, even worse, I could be wrong both of these times and he is merely taking an enthusiastic shit while screaming the words, "bitch please" to represent his power over the toilet seat and therefore making his toilet his "bitch" but also recognizes the services his toilet provides him so he says "please" to ensure that his toilet does not get angered by his degrading terminology. That is my in depth analysis of this photo and why your image can be potentially hurtful. That being said,
BITCH, PLEASE.
Plain and simple. No other way to put it! /patpat
