Well, hello there.

[Ken]

Heeeyy bitchesss! (No pun intended; sorry non-swearing people.)

So here's my story:
I was a good neopian. For 9 fucking years I have been very good with Neopets and TNT - everything I owned was legit, I always played by the rules. Until one fateful and fucking day, Neopets froze my 9-year account. So I said to myself, rules can suck my dick. So I went to Google and YouTube and voila, here I am.

The name's Ken. I love photography, cooking and travelling. I also love animals (well maybe not so much with insects and reptiles), indie music, tattoos, sweets and scruffy boys. (Ah, I can see through your eyes that you are puzzled. Yes, I'm gay. So ladies better watch our for your man. I'm kidding. Nope, not kidding. Yes I'm kidding.) I don't like twinks because they look so breakable; I don't like rude people (who wouldn't?); and I don't like watching suspense/horror flicks alone. Also, I don't like getting on people's bad side. As much as possible I want to please everyone. *halo appears*

I am allergic to seafoods. Which basically suck so I am trying to desensitize so I can finally eat crabsticks and big lobsters.

I'm sure there are many other things about me but these are the things that I could come up right now.
Gimme some luv!

PS. Sorry for all the swearing~

[Jokio]

.. wut?

[Ken]

.. wut?

*nods* Yes.

Wait, ".. wut?" what?

[Jokio]

I don't really get the hang of this thread..

[Ken]

I don't really get the hang of this thread..

Well for starters, this is my introduction thread.

[Jolz]

I don't really get the hang of this thread..

*nods* Yes.

Wait, ".. wut?" what?

.. wut?

Both of you sshhh with your nonsense... Giving me a head ache

Welcome to CK

[Jokio]

Both of you sshhh with your nonsense... Giving me a head ache

Welcome to CK

Alright thy almighty Jolz.

[Jolz]

Alright thy almighty Jolz.

*Thor.

[Jokio]

Oh.. Now it all makes sense

Welcome :d

[Ken]

@(you need an account to see links) Did I confuse you?xD Sorry about that.
Thank you!