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    My mom said I was ugly.

    ...because I haven't shaved in over a week.

    But when I look in the mirror every morning,
    all I see is a...


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    You see three consecutive Bold, Italicized, Red Colored Letters?

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    To an extent. You should probably shave when your beard turns into this:

    Last edited by Drizzy; 06-26-2013 at 10:58 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    ...because I haven't shaved in over a week.

    But when I look in the mirror every morning,
    all I see is a...

    Thats why there was recently a bigfoot spotting in ............................................. canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank12 View Post
    You see three consecutive Bold, Italicized, Red Colored Letters?
    Yes. I have a bottom-up approach of perception.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hinth View Post
    My friend's neighbor (apartment-mate?) wouldn't let him in the door when he forgot the key because he looked like a terrorist. The beard's gotta go.
    Your friend should have been like, "LET ME IN THE DOOR OR ELSE LALALALALALALALALA!!!"

    Quote Originally Posted by Bettser View Post
    Thats why there was recently a bigfoot spotting in ............................................. canada
    And he just might be coming to a city near you...to steal all of your Kokanee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    Yes. I have a bottom-up approach of perception.


    Your friend should have been like, "LET ME IN THE DOOR OR ELSE LALALALALALALALALA!!!"


    And he just might be coming to a city near you...to steal all of your Kokanee.
    You can have it. Gimme dat increased income.

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    god damn it was hoping for a picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by Batgirl View Post
    god damn it was hoping for a picture
    I second this

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    Oh yeah, how could I forget.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettser View Post
    You can have it. Gimme dat increased income.
    Thank you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Batgirl View Post
    god damn it was hoping for a picture
    Quote Originally Posted by Sari View Post
    I second this
    Quote Originally Posted by Hinth View Post
    Oh yeah, how could I forget.
    Y'ALL PERVERTS STAY OUT OF MY THREAD.

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