So I Almost Died Yesterday, lol(?)

[Drizzy]

Glad you're okay Sam ^^

Posted this elsewhere already but I stole my Dad's Benz one night at like 2am when I was a wee little lad at 17 years of age
Didn't have my provisionals and driving on your learners alone is obviously illegal
Cops decided to pull me over for a random breath test (though they probably delib targeted me cos of the car)
I knew I was in the wrong 100% so it was either fight or flight
Coward motherfucker that I was, gunned it outta there the second i heard the siren go off
Had the pigs chase me for 2 kms while I jumped three red lights. I was gunning down 140/150 at one point on a 50 speed road and tried to make a steep turn into a narrow lane
I tried doing that at 90kms/hour
Smashed straight into real estate agency

Total damage that night; $400,000 + interest

Spent the night in hospital, went to jail the next day and made bail
My dad didnt press any charges otherwise I would be fucked
Fun timez

[Hale]

That's really scary. :c I'm glad you're okay and that your daughter wasn't in the car!

One time my friend was driving our drunk asses home (she was completely sober, not even a sip of alcohol) and she hit a divider on the freeway and it made us fly and spun us around and faced us toward oncoming traffic. Luckily no one was hurt. I don't even remember it happening, I was fuckin' hammered.

I HAVE NEVER DRIVEN WITH HER AGAIN THOUGH

[Dom~]

Glad you're okay Sam ^^

Posted this elsewhere already but I stole my Dad's Benz one night at like 2am when I was a wee little lad at 17 years of age
Didn't have my provisionals and driving on your learners alone is obviously illegal
Cops decided to pull me over for a random breath test (though they probably delib targeted me cos of the car)
I knew I was in the wrong 100% so it was either fight or flight
Coward motherfucker that I was, gunned it outta there the second i heard the siren go off
Had the pigs chase me for 2 kms while I jumped three red lights. I was gunning down 140/150 at one point on a 50 speed road and tried to make a steep turn into a narrow lane
I tried doing that at 90kms/hour
Smashed straight into real estate agency

Total damage that night; $400,000 + interest

Spent the night in hospital, went to jail the next day and made bail
My dad didnt press any charges otherwise I would be fucked
Fun timez

It is okay we have all stolen someone's car at one point or another, I am 15, only have learners, me and my friend needed a ride to the movie theater to meet up with some girls...only broken laws that night were, driving without atleast intermediate license, had someone else in the car with me that wasn't family, grand theft auto, since we stole the car, we didn't ask ( she was gone on a date) AND we smoked a bunch of weed that night... All in a days work too, Sadly, we didn't get caught, that would have been great, this small town needs a cop chase. On the other note, the only thing I have hit was a handicap pole, just some yellow paint on my trailblazer.

[Drizzy]

Sadly, we didn't get caught, that would have been great, this small town needs a cop chase. On the other note, the only thing I have hit was a handicap pole, just some yellow paint on my trailblazer.

lol so long as you don't implicate anyone but yourself in that situation
For months the only thing I kept thinking was what if I had killed someone
Idk what I'd do if that had happened

[John]

Glad you're okay Sam ^^

Posted this elsewhere already but I stole my Dad's Benz one night at like 2am when I was a wee little lad at 17 years of age
Didn't have my provisionals and driving on your learners alone is obviously illegal
Cops decided to pull me over for a random breath test (though they probably delib targeted me cos of the car)
I knew I was in the wrong 100% so it was either fight or flight
Coward motherfucker that I was, gunned it outta there the second i heard the siren go off
Had the pigs chase me for 2 kms while I jumped three red lights. I was gunning down 140/150 at one point on a 50 speed road and tried to make a steep turn into a narrow lane
I tried doing that at 90kms/hour
Smashed straight into real estate agency

Total damage that night; $400,000 + interest

Spent the night in hospital, went to jail the next day and made bail
My dad didnt press any charges otherwise I would be fucked
Fun timez

OMG MARRY ME YOU REBEL~~~

[cloudxcrash]

Sadly, we didn't get caught, that would have been great, this small town needs a cop chase.

If you're interested in going to jail I'm sure we can arrange something.

[Drizzy]

OMG MARRY ME YOU REBEL~~~

You had me at "Post a giant cock on the guys lookup" <3

[John]

You had me at "Post a giant cock on the guys lookup" <3

You remembered! You're so romantic bby