at what age

[Lilac Tentacles]

Back in my day, we didn't have google. Had to watch blurry static shit from HBO. Ah, the good ol' days. 10-12

When I was 13-14 we had dial up still, and you'd wait about thirty minutes just to get about 10-15 pictures to whack it to.

Skin flicks. That cheapo crap that showed almost nothing but bewbs but totally worked for what we needed.

[team rocket]

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Oh wow! didn't know that but what you said makes sense. Sex is after all, what we are biologically supposed to do.
In my religion, we don't have sex till after marriage. So I guess I've been living in a box.
I did apologize to him, telling him I was disappointed but I'm glad he was honest with me.

Though I still can't imagine how sex can be fun; it's like stabbing you with a pole. Probably hurts loads, I would imagine.
(Unless you are the stabbed and you are rather sadistic)
Personally I'm gonna do it once to make a baby and that's it.


Am I straying too far into the adult-section zone?

i'm not trying to offend you at all when i say this, but i feel like you are horribly misled about the implications of sex.
i mean, have you not had the talks with your parents about it? or anyone for that matter?
or are you sheltered and your parents are the super religious type that talk it down to make you avoid it at all costs until marriage?

losing your virginity hurts because someone's taking an object and slamming it into your watermelon (censoring since this isn't the adult section) and it breaks a hammock of skin that's never been penetrated before.

but after that it feels better. it hurts for everyone usually. but omg. sex is a wonderful thing. trust me. there's nothing better than a vaginal orgasm. it's fucking amazing. and your body is just kadjfkasdjfkadsf.

omg this is getting to adult-y. sorry. edit this out if you need to mods!

[Mod]

You're sophisticated and logical one minute, the next you're on about oranges and grapefruits lmfao

^This guy. This guy gets me.

Personally I'm gonna do it once to make a baby and that's it.

Am I straying too far into the adult-section zone?

Your future husband's balls are going to explode.

No.

[Thunder]

Don't hate it till you try it.

You probably don't have much of a libido, but believe me, porn is a VERY natural thing(TBH, I would hate if my SO was 'disappointed' in me enjoying my free time...), and so is sex. For the female, the first time hurts because it pops the cherry, so to speak, but it can be a very intimate and pleasurable experience for both parties.

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Your future husband's balls are going to explode.

No.

Bluer than my newbie banner.

[Lilac Tentacles]

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Oh wow! didn't know that but what you said makes sense. Sex is after all, what we are biologically supposed to do.
In my religion, we don't have sex till after marriage. So I guess I've been living in a box.
I did apologize to him, telling him I was disappointed but I'm glad he was honest with me.

Though I still can't imagine how sex can be fun; it's like stabbing you with a pole. Probably hurts loads, I would imagine.
(Unless you are the stabber and you are rather sadistic)
Personally I'm gonna do it once to make a baby and that's it.


Am I straying too far into the adult-section zone?

Oh sweetheart no...
It's nothing like that!
Your body is made for it and actually makes it one of the best experiences of your life if done correctly.
Don't ever let your religion or adults or whatever tell you otherwise on the feelings. When you find that one person you're supposed to be with, it's the most beautiful thing in the world. You'll love it and it will be fantabulous. I can assure you that you'll absolutely want to do it more than once.

Waiting until marriage is totally respectable and you should if that's your choice, but don't think it's just a pole-jamming competition or sadistic. Unless of course, you're into that.

[Poem]

i'm not trying to offend you at all when i say this, but i feel like you are horribly misled about the implications of sex.
i mean, have you not had the talks with your parents about it? or anyone for that matter?
or are you sheltered and your parents are the super religious type that talk it down to make you avoid it at all costs until marriage?

losing your virginity hurts because someone's taking an object and slamming it into your watermelon (censoring since this isn't the adult section) and it breaks a hammock of skin that's never been penetrated before.

but after that it feels better. it hurts for everyone usually. but omg. sex is a wonderful thing. trust me. there's nothing better than a vaginal orgasm. it's fucking amazing. and your body is just kadjfkasdjfkadsf.

omg this is getting to adult-y. sorry. edit this out if you need to mods!

Well I know a fair bit about sex because of the people i hang out with. But big things in small spaces can hurt, wouldn't it be kind of like a tree branch down your throat?bad analogy... But you get it.

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Interesting visual

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Okay guys. Thanks for this. I probably seem freshly off my boat
It's clearer now, thank you!

[Lilac Tentacles]

Well I know a fair bit about sex because of the people i hang out with. But big things in small spaces can hurt, wouldn't it be kind of like a tree branch down your throat?bad analogy... But you get it.

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Interesting visual

And in comes foreplay!!!
Your body makes a lubricant naturally when you get turned on that makes it slide right on in with no problems. And then there's always the store-bought lube to help if your body isn't feeling it or you have a natural condition where you can't lubricate enough.
I meant it when i said you're made to do it. Your body has got you covered.

[team rocket]

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at first it feels like that yeah, but it gets better if you keep...going.

when you have a sore throat the first couple gulps of water hurt, and then after awhile the water feels great and it makes your throat feel better.

basically the same thing cuz both are red and inflamed.

[Poem]

Lol such an awkward topic! Having you guys explain how sex works to a high school junior.

But thanks Cupcake and swampfox, guess I kinda needed that!

[Drizzy]

Nonny please ask sex questions weekly
This was fun